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Dogs For Satan

Jan. 27, 2012

funny real estate - Dogs For Satan

My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

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No Sitting and Eating at Once

Jan. 27, 2012

funny real estate - No Sitting and Eating at Once

You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.

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Fallingwater Parties are OFF THE HOOK!

Jan. 26, 2012

funny real estate - Fallingwater Parties are OFF THE HOOK!

Metant beavers who can eat through steel are my favorite beavers.

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Alarm Clock Kitchen

Jan. 26, 2012

funny real estate - Alarm Clock Kitchen

I’m pretty sure just walking into this kitchen would get me to wake right up every morning. No need for coffee!

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Make Sure Your Lunch is Sealed

Jan. 26, 2012

funny real estate - Make Sure Your Lunch is Sealed

It’s a soggy commute but at least I get a workout without going to the gym.

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For America!

Jan. 26, 2012

funny real estate - For America!

Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

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Welcome to Endor

Jan. 25, 2012

Liar, this isn’t Oregon. You were clearly hired by the Ewoks as a carpenter to build their fancy houses. They love hippies with weird wooden fans.

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