
I guess feeding these guys is cheaper than a mortgage, it will have to do.
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I guess feeding these guys is cheaper than a mortgage, it will have to do.
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This vertigo is getting out of control, someone help me.
Found by: Leif Swanson, creator of www.UglyHousePhotos.com
Don’t confuse the shower egg with the bedroom egg and accidentally pee the bed thinking you’re being economical.

I’d love to be able to just pack up all my stuff inside my furniture and stack it up on an ocean liner for a voyage.
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.
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You sit on the floor and eat dinner or you sit in a chair and read a book, not both.
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Metant beavers who can eat through steel are my favorite beavers.
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