Archive for May, 2008

Happy Valentine’s Day to you, too, listing.

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Looks a lot like my desk.

May. 19, 2008

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This photo says nothing about the house — all you can see is the table and the crap on it. So why include it?

Sometimes it seems like a really spiteful person picks the photos. A really spiteful person who doesn’t care what the listing looks like for a half-million dollar house.

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Cough, cough

May. 18, 2008

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The walls in this photo make me think the current residents are heavy, heavy smokers:

But the bathroom? Smoke stains? Maybe I’m happier not knowing.

(This is the same house that’s smiling, below.)

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It's smiling at me!

May. 18, 2008

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Awww.

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I appreciate the honesty in the listing: “The Ultimate Fixer. Not for the faint of heart.” When a house is a former meth lab, I guess there’s not much point in pretending that all it needs is a fresh coat of paint and some granite countertops to perk it right up.

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"need some TLC"

May. 16, 2008

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I didn’t enlarge this photo — it’s that way on the listing. Are they not interested in making a sale? I do not understand.

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That'll keep the nosy neighbors from spying on you.

May. 16, 2008

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“No kitchen, no bath,” no view.