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Archive for June, 2008

Colorblind painters need work, too

Jun. 30, 2008


“Oh crap, someone wrote on the wall here…”
“Eh, don’t worry — just paint over it and nobody will notice.”

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Perhaps that's a spotlight outside the window

Jun. 30, 2008


No, no, the room gets plenty of sunlight. It’s not dark at all. Why do you ask?

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Needs TLC

Jun. 29, 2008


Yes, this is really a photo from a listing… but unfortunately it’s almost incomprehensible, so it’s impossible to tell what’s going on (unless you read an article about it, but that’s no fun).

“Marry a Princess Lost in America / Create the Magic with this Fairy Tale Princess,” it says. “There is also a 1st floor Powder room.”

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Floor, wall, whatever

Jun. 28, 2008

I think they put the tiles on the wrong two surfaces. Hold on:


Ah, much better.

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Rar! House MAD!

Jun. 27, 2008


Do not make the house angry. You wouldn’t like it when it’s angry.

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Photos 1 – 4

Jun. 26, 2008

Do you like it?

OK, how about now?

What about now? You’ll buy it, right?

Now?

(These are the only photos in the listing. Perhaps there was an earthquake while they took the photos.)

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The curtains, they do nothing!

Jun. 26, 2008


I can’t tell from the photo if these teensy curtains are on the shower curtain rod, or if they’re in front of the window. Either way… wha’?

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