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Not just clogs and windmills

Aug. 11, 2008


This just goes to show what an ignoramus I can be. Who knew that voodoo rooms are standard in Holland?

(Found by Sue.)

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Well, hi

Aug. 11, 2008


Well, hi! So you’re the new owner, huh? Great, great. Look, I’m in the habit of having a barbeque here every weekend. You don’t mind if I continue, do you? Do you? ‘Cause yeah, technically I came with the house. Didn’t you notice I was in the listing? Why else would be be in the listing, if I weren’t included?

(Found by Anna, who points out that it comes on 37 acres of land. That’s quite a deal, given the current real estate market.)

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Another fish story

Aug. 10, 2008

Mmm, sorry, no. I was going to buy the house, but the dead fish are just too small.

(Found by Dawn. If there are problems with the link, the MLS number is 68077.)

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No more chairs jumping on the bed!

Aug. 10, 2008


ONE little chair jumping on the bed
It fell off and BUMPED its head
Mama called the Realtor and the Realtor said
“No more furniture jumping on the bed!”

(Found by Dawn. Thanks!)

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We're through the looking glass here, people

Aug. 10, 2008

This house — found by David — features not only Special Bendy Walls, but also a sinkless faucet in the middle of the kitchen wall.

If you can teach your thirsty dog to turn the water on, great; if you can teach him to turn it back off again, even better.

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Considering a career change? A new hobby?

Aug. 9, 2008


Another of Anna’s finds. Is this… a dental office?


Why yes, I believe it is. One the listing doesn’t mention. One I don’t think I’ll be going to as a patient any time soon, thank you.

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SOON I WILL RULE THE BASEMENT

Aug. 9, 2008

Found by Anna, who says she can’t even tell what it’s of. I don’t know why not — it’s clearly two robots (one shooting flames) fighting each other.

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