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Archive for August, 2008

Cabin fever

Aug. 26, 2008

Kathleen found this house. Who wouldn’t want to spend a long winter here, all cozy and snug?

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Green light. Red light!

Aug. 26, 2008

For families who really like playing Red Light, Green Light. Really like it. Perhaps at a professional level.

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The floor mats, they do nothing

Aug. 25, 2008


There seems to be an industrial-strength hallway runner here… protecting the carpet? From… from… from what, exactly? And for what optimistic reason?

(Found by Anna. If the link doesn’t work, it’s MLS 2549201.)

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Down periscope

Aug. 25, 2008

Dive, dive, dive!

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How else could you see if the eggs are done?

Aug. 25, 2008

If your stove doesn’t have a range hood, where are you supposed to put the light? Huh? Answer me that, smartypants.

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Just turn out the lights and leave the room

Aug. 25, 2008

Julia found this explicit illustration of what your washer and dryer get up to when you’re not home. Oh, the shame.

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Look away, it's hideous

Aug. 24, 2008

Look Away, It's Hideous

Congratulations, Anna! You have found the Most Foul Toilet Ever Featured in a Real Estate Listing! Your prize is one fuzzy toilet-seat cover (pick it up in Irvington at your leisure).

MLS 2506859, since I can’t get a link that works. But you might be happier that way, really.

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