I usually don’t care what two (or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom (or website), but this — this is Wrong.
Found by BikerPuppy, who points out that the listing mentions the “private garage.” This is important, because whoever buys this house obviously cares a lot about privacy.
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I noticed the listing also says “2 1/2 baths.” Does this count as 2, because there are 2 toilets, or 1/2 because you can only use 1/2 of it at a time? (And no, I am NOT going in if one’s occupied already!)
You know, I’m all for sharing and closeness in a relationship, but this might be taking it just a tad too far for me.
My husband and I still run the water from the faucet in the sink for noise when using the bathroom. This setup would kill us.
For some reason, The Cars’ song “Moving In Stereo” starts playing when I look at this …
They probably got the idea from a frat house.
Great for former military personal. It’ll make them feel like they never left the barracks.
Don’t you ever share the Sunday paper with your significant other?
Maybe they ordered a bidet and the plumber got confused????
I like they way they converted the fireplace for green-house credits
I’ve NEVER had to go badly enough to share the room!
Obviously one is for human use, and the other for the dog to drink from.
This is crude, but, you know, they’re too far apart to even be useful in the ultimate dilemma, ‘which end gets the potty?’ in a case of hardcore food poisoning.
I can’t believe this is here!! I went to a Japanese restaurant in Nyack last weekend and this is EXACTLY what the ladies room looked like!
I have twins that I’m trying to potty train. More than once I’ve wished I had two toilets in the bathroom. Sigh.
Nice! Two toilets and no visible toilet paper dispenser. Bring your own!
maybe they spent years in the clink and needed to recreate that “behind the bars” feeling….
For those who’ve been incarcerated and are having trouble adjusting to the Outside?
http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_the_love_toilet_by_niagara
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
It’s like something from one of my recurring bad dreams.
This is the bathroom my kids must’ve thought we had when they were growing up. That would explain why at least one of them banged on the bathroom door every time I was in there.
i dont know whats worse, the two john rooom, the dummy fireplace, or that fact that the neighbors house is being fumigated for pests…
chaz
My husband suggested that maybe they are his and hers seats. He thought it was a great idea because you could always leave the seat up.
Good eye, garym (pronounced “Gary M”)!
That observation leads to a level of sharing that is either really, really skeevy or merely Seinfeld-worthy. In any case, I guess the “spare a square” question becomes moot.
Or really gross.
“leftyfro said…
Obviously one is for human use, and the other for the dog to drink from.”
I LOLed!! Cause that would be my house if we could afford two toilets in one bathroom. Of course, I would rather have a jacuzzi tub or steam room, but… if it meant keeping the dogs happy….
I’m sure it’s to get around that age-old issue of “who’s left the toilet seat UP”. This way there’s no problem – one up, one down.
LOL – well I guess with his and her toilets it solves the whole issue of the seat being left up!
I’ve seen setups like this in “family” restrooms, but usually one of the toilets is a miniature kid-sized one.
at my house, i only have two SINKS in my master bathroom….. jealous sigh….
We can laugh about this, yes, but it still doesn’t beat a particular house my parents found when we were moving to Chicago when I was a kid. This house was obviously designed by a color-blind guy, because it had a urinal in the master bathroom…and the urinal was neon green.
Stuart and GaryM, neither of you have considered the possibility that these toilets are in Guantanamo Bay, where the prisoners have been known to shun the paper made for toilets.
Uh, Gitmo is in LA, right?
I think I have an explanation. By the address, it appears that this is in a strong immigrant neighborhood where it’s common for 2 or more people to share a single bedroom in dormatory story. So the second toilet may have been necessary to accomodate that many people.
That is just wrong, wrong, wrong!
Marianne
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ha.ha.ha.ha!! Why could they have not put the lid DOWN on the one toilet for the pic? Obviously some people are spending too much time in the bathroom and need to start eating some bran flakes in the morning.
This reminds me of a house we once looked at when I was a kid living in the 3rd world of South America. We went around and around and could not find the bathroom. Finally we asked the guy who was showing the house. “There’s no bathroom,” he said. “The yard is full of bushes.” So… there could be something worse than a bathroom with two toilets in it! That said, I’m not sharing. I can wait. And is this one of the two bathrooms, or is it both of the two bathrooms?
Maybe she refuses to share for reasons of “poor aim”?
I live in New Orleans and have been to quite a few bars here that have the exact same setup.
I’m guessing one of them is a bidet.