Christine found this classy B&B. Nothing says “worth almost a million bucks” like porn on the walls!
Plus we have an old friend dropping by. Perhaps the chair had made a reservation for the B&B, and wasn’t notified about the changes:
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Wow, in this one listing we have:
– A lonely chair staring up wistfully at the chandelier in the stairway landing.
– That classic Money Pit look.
– A sense of urgency: “Had bookings for next year already.” Maybe your first guests can grab a nailer and install some beadboard.
An instant IL!ITI! Classic!
I had noticed that poor chair, too, garym — so poignant. In fact I think I’ll toss it up, too.
That’s a beautiful old plantation. I’d love to buy it and retire there, while running it as a hotel in my spare time.
I almost emailed the realtor with my interests in buying it, until I saw the photo with all the garbage in the hallway. Her disregard for quality in her ad makes me not trust her. I’ll keep looking…
– Alan
Was the person taking the pictures so overwhelmed by the amount of work that needed to be done that they just didn’t notice the risque pictures above the fireplace? Or is this a perfectly normal occurrence for them? I think Garym is correct. The buyer had better have a lot of money above and beyond the asking price.
What’s with the ceiling in the “lone chair” picture? Is this faux finish or water stains? Maybe, it’s both.
Okay, wait a minute…
12 total bedrooms
12 total baths
10 total full baths
4 total half baths
26 total rooms.
Something does not add up here.
If you have 10 full baths and 4 half baths, according to my calculations that comes to 14 total baths.
And 26 total rooms, I’m relieved to know that it must at least have a kitchen.
Did the people who ‘had’ bookings not see this place first? Imagine the looks on their faces when they check in! I bet no one has contacted them to say their vacation is cancelled.
“Home in process of renovating.”
Is that like the house equivalent of molting?