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Archive for November, 2008

Go, team!

Nov. 3, 2008


Yes! I will buy your house! YEAH! Found by Jodi!

But if the photo above isn’t enough to convince you… how about this?


Actually, I think my kids would love that yard. So let’s ignore it and instead go back to thinking about why people include photos of themselves in their listings. Has anyone ever been on the fence about a house purchase, looked at the listing one last time, seen a photo of the current owners, and had that be the deciding factor? Yes?

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Speeding motorcycle — let's be smart

Nov. 3, 2008


Charity found this listing, in her neighborhood. I know very little about motorcycles, but I’m pretty certain they’re supposed to have two wheels. Or is this a motorized unicycle? Man, I’d love to see that. Vrooom!

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Swim away, fishy! Swim!

Nov. 3, 2008

Someone call the Animal Rescue League! I think they’re about to eat that fish. The table’s pulled up, the chairs are there… oh, I can’t stand to watch.

(wanders off to the kitchen to make a tuna sandwich)

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"Buyer should obtain inspection prior to making an offer."

Nov. 2, 2008

No, really, obtain that inspection:

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"Enjoy the Front Porch with your very own porch swing!"

Nov. 2, 2008


*bonk*

Ow!

*bonk*

Ow!

*bonk*

Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow!

*bonk*

Ow!

(Found by Kristy)

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Do you want it or not? I haven't got all day.

Nov. 1, 2008

Hey, buddy. Wanna buy a house?

What do you mean, what kind of house? It’s a house, okay? It’s just a freaking house. Do you want it or not? What, you want a photo? Oh for… fine. Here’s a photo.


There. Happy? It’s a house. No, not that one, that one over there, yeah, that one. See, it has a window or something, and a garage, maybe two, I don’t know, look, it’s just a house! How much information do you need?

Sheesh.

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Sold! I can't wait to move in.

Nov. 1, 2008


Why? Why? Why? Why?

Found by Simon.

Why?

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