PROSPECTIVE TENANT: I don’t know… the windows seem a bit small.
OWNER: No, no, they’re nice and big. Airy! The apartment is positively airy.
PROSPECTIVE TENANT: But the windows! Look at them! They’re about six inches tall.
OWNER: Clearly you are mistaken. Look at the curtains! Nobody would put such long curtains on six-inch-tall windows, would they?
PROSPECTIVE TENANT: I see your point. I’ll sign the lease now, please.
(Found by Christian and Gareth.)
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Arr, matey! Your cabin be mostly below the water line, ya scurvy dog!
But underground houses are all the rage, I guess.
Is that a front loading washer to the right of the sink?
nothing like living underground to keep the heating/cooling bills down right?
It’s in London. The sun never shines there anyway, right? So what does it matter?
-Suz
The great thing about London is, I can’t even afford to live in this hell hole. ‘Have you got anything worse I might be interested in?’
Marytoo, it is likely a combined clothes washer/dryer, in fact, which commonly turn up in British kitchens.
can I have something with smaller windows, b/c I can’t afford 300 US dollars per WEEK for that thing!
I am sure Alice would not be amused at the decor!!
So, that’s £180pw to live in a three room basement apartment with a total of four windows which are the equivalent of one whole normal window?
Yep. That’s why I left London.
Yep, too poor for any London standards but kudos for the Twilight reference