Thanks to Allison for this exciting listing! Yeah! Let’s go buy a house! A house that looks oddly like a motel! But who am I to judge? My house looks oddly like a thrift store! So… go, househunters!
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Oh dear…I wonder what kind of….er….offers they are going to get??
Could someone have uploaded the wrong picture from their camera? This is definitely a hotel/motel room, right?
Are we sure it’s a house for sale, and not…say…her *ahem* uh, *ahem* you know what I mean. wink wink, nudge nudge.
Wow, her…um…wink wink, nudge nudge is 2,927sqft. Impressive (and disturbing)!!!
On the listing itself, right beneath this photo there’s a button that says “View Flood Map”. One of *those* parties, I guess.
Is someone trying to say that all of central NJ looks like a motel? Might not be too far from the truth…
Why, oh why does it say, “view flood map” right below her, um, her…nudge nudge well you go look at it then and tell me I’m not crazy!
It doesn’t help that the description leads in with “Great Cul-De-Sac location!”
Real Estate Agents Gone Wild!!!
Can you buy it by the hour?
Clearly someone heard, “Now sit still and try to act like a lady!” one too many times from her overly strict grandmother. Now she’s rebelled, claiming both her personal empowerment and evidently, some sort of flood risk.
ooh, her momma is gonna be maaaaad!
Its another incognito Girls Gone Wild Audition!!!
Why do I think this house sale is the result of a nasty, nasty divorce?
“THIS HOUSE COMES WITH WASHER, DRYER, AND STUPID CO-ED BIMBOS NAMED AMBER AND SHASTI FOR YOUR HUSBAND OF 13 YEARS!!!111ONE”