“How is this porn?” you might ask, disappointed. But look at it. Look at the filthy, filthy listing Esmee found. Take a closer look:
It’s clearly fish heading upstream. And why do fish head upstream?
You know.
Fish business.
Nasty fish business.
Tsk tsk tsk.
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So juicy sweet…
What the heck were these people thinking with that fish wallpaper(?). The rest of the place is decorated quite nicely, then bam … fish business. Oh, and the rocks by the sink also creep me out too. Poor bathroom(?).
What it must feel like to shower inside of a Blue Whale.
I thought they were legions of ghosts floating into the ether.
So weird.
I like the flames way better.
What I want to know is what’s under the rocks. Probably stagnant, sitting water, a couple bobby pins, possibly some fish eggs?
Oh man, this looks like wallpaper I used to download for The Sims when I was big into downloading all the custom-made stuff.
oh my! the rest of the house is so nice, but all those fish! I could never relax with all those glassy fish eyes staring at me.
HAHAHAHA!!! Fish business!!! I love this blog…
These people probably had someone clean it for them, this home being way too expensive for the average double income household.
Looks like a befriended interior decorator who just finished his course was given a free hand and was inspired by the zoo across the water (which has a beautiful aquarium).
Yes, the fish wallpaper is very strange and makes my nose ache just to look, and the rocks in the sink I’d like if they were filled-in with a transparent non-porous substance you could clean with a disinfecting cleaner.
But, one more strange thing: there is a map of the U.S. in the nursery!
I had never thought of such a thing. It is a great idea, though. I think if I have another baby, I shall put up a map of Europe over the changing table. Why? I don’t know.
-Susie
that is THE ugliest wallpaper in the history of ever.
But look how shiny the sink is!
It looks like one of those Magic Eye graphics, like if I stare at the fish wallpaper long enough there will be a pirate ship hidden in there.