I know y’all said those were Bible verses in the Jon & Kate house, but come on. Nobody would really have religious messages in their listings, would they? That would just be weird.
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Wait.
(Found by Christine.)
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Has the back yard been carpeted? Spooky.
I should have paid more attention in catechism classes. I missed the part where Jesus said “I am the door to the patio. We’re bar-be-queing the fatted calf. Cole-slaw will be provided.”
I am the Door (obviously) and don’t let me hit you on your way out, darn lookie-Lous. 8)
Only four pictures of the entire place and one of them looks like it should be sporting decorative zombies. Yeah, there’s a marketing strategy unlikely to work.
5brdm, 3bath in decent repair for only 120k. Can’t the listing agent at least try? It seems like it would have a decent chance of selling, so why not take the pictures in the daylight?
I think the Bible verses were defense against what looks to have been a plague of locusts on the front lawn.
I just want to know if it comes with brown winter grass. Cause that’s what I want in a house. Brown winter grass. “Pride of wintership!!”
Hmm. Maybe the Christ light in there just sucked all the illumination from the rest of the property?
That grass reminds me of carpet, too. In fact, it reminds me of the carpet in my apartment. If you could see the carpet in my apartment, you would know that it is not something you want your own carpet, or your lawn, to resemble.
Okay, the sad part is, I could not only afford that house, but it would put my family near my brother’s family, AND it’s big enough that my mom could move in with us.
So it has evangelical propaganda in the foyer – a few coats of paint will fix that RIGHT up.
Your blogs ROCKS! I just found you recently and literally laugh til I cry.
Only in America!
Is the next word ‘walrus’?
Jesus said “water your lawn dude”
… Walrus! GOO GOO GJOOB!