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Archive for February, 2009

This Listing: Now with More White Power!

Feb. 28, 2009


To go with yesterday’s gun-toting Canadians, we have this intriguing bit of artwork in a listing. Is that a superior race swastika or a transgressive artistic statement swastika? Which would be more annoying to live with, neo-Nazis or art students?

(Listing and title by Marc. Thanks to the Longboat, too.)

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"Serene small town living"

Feb. 27, 2009


Jess found this listing. Ah, so wholesome: just two people out in the gazebo. Two people enjoying a summer day… two people armed with guns, aiming out at the neighbors (or neighbours, since they’re Canadian).

Really. That’s what I see. Am I wrong? And if I’m right, is that Hurley? If I’m wrong, then what are they doing — shooting lost explorers with blow darts?

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You should see how much the steering wheel costs

Feb. 26, 2009


Yours for just $18,000: this three bed, one bath side-view mirror!

(Found by needled. Row!)

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Falls down lighter! And fluffier!

Feb. 25, 2009


OK, yes, it’s a popcorn ceiling and chances are it’s full of Chrysotile. I can see how you might think that was bad. (Apparently the residents don’t, because they seem to still be using this room to keep your clothes in.) But look! It’s self-removing! Wait long enough and it will all peel down, saving you thousands of dollars in asbestos-abatement fees!

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Swab the decks! And don't forget the living room.

Feb. 24, 2009


I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason for a garden hose to be running in the front door


…and through the living room. Like… ah… well, there could be a fire in the kitchen. That would require a hose, wouldn’t it? Or maybe… um… well, wait. Maybe I’m looking at this the wrong way. Maybe the hose isn’t going in the front door, it’s going out it. Really the water is going from the… waterbed? to the… garden? Or something?

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clap clap clap clap

Feb. 23, 2009

The lawns at night are green and bright
In the listings of Texas
Reminds me of mumble mumble mumble… glove?
In the listings of Texas

(Found by Maggie)

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Mutant Listing

Feb. 22, 2009

From Linda comes this mutant hand reaching toward whoever’s on the pot. Grr! Argh!

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