
Grab the children! Run! The volcano has erupted and there’s lava everywhere! Go, for the love of all that’s holy! Save the listing and run!
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Grab the children! Run! The volcano has erupted and there’s lava everywhere! Go, for the love of all that’s holy! Save the listing and run!

There are many perfectly good reasons for putting Saran Wrap over the top third of your fireplace before taking its photo for a listing, as Rebecca found. For example:
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hey, I hear my mom calling, gotta go
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And as long as you’re here… want to buy a house?
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Josh found this listing, and pointed out something I didn’t see right away: “Mmmh. A foreclosure that is empty except for a red, 1-gallon can of gasoline.” Whoops.
Buy now! Won’t last long!
Oh, come on. For a quarter million bucks, couldn’t you at least fill the gum machine? What are they teaching them at staging school these days, anyway?
Rule #1 of staging: ALWAYS FILL THE GUM MACHINE.
For sale: one condo in Victory Mansions…
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