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Archive for April, 2009

Mt. Rainier could blow any minute now, you know

Apr. 30, 2009


Grab the children! Run! The volcano has erupted and there’s lava everywhere! Go, for the love of all that’s holy! Save the listing and run!

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Peel back corner to allow steam to vent

Apr. 29, 2009


There are many perfectly good reasons for putting Saran Wrap over the top third of your fireplace before taking its photo for a listing, as Rebecca found. For example:

ah

um

hey, I hear my mom calling, gotta go

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Pants Ironed While You Wait

Apr. 28, 2009


And as long as you’re here… want to buy a house?

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Hey!

Apr. 28, 2009


Chair, do you mind? A little privacy, please! Nobody likes a peeping Tom.

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Plan B

Apr. 27, 2009


Josh found this listing, and pointed out something I didn’t see right away: “Mmmh. A foreclosure that is empty except for a red, 1-gallon can of gasoline.” Whoops.

Buy now! Won’t last long!

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Not included: gum

Apr. 26, 2009

Oh, come on. For a quarter million bucks, couldn’t you at least fill the gum machine? What are they teaching them at staging school these days, anyway?

Rule #1 of staging: ALWAYS FILL THE GUM MACHINE.

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squeak

Apr. 25, 2009

For sale: one condo in Victory Mansions…

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