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turtle-chihuahuahua

When my husband saw I had this listing, found by Caedmon, up on my computer, he asked “Why do you hate turtles? Why do you hate chihuahuas? They’re so cute. Why do you hate them? Why?”

I’m sorry, turtle and chihuahua. Go about your yippy, slow ways. I will say nothing bad about you. Go! Go now, before I change my mind!

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  1. mudslicker says:

    Why…it’s Ren and Stimpy! Or is that Cousin Sven…?

  2. Sara says:

    Oh, the photo’s already gone. So sad. It was there yesterday, I promise.

  3. mudslicker says:

    Sara:

    Eureka! At least there’s ONE realtor out there paying attention to what gets posted.

  4. Meg says:

    Maybe the chihuahua and the turtle already sold?

  5. Mandy says:

    Aw.. they are darling little guys. I wonder if the listing agent accidentally put her tiny pets collection up. Considering the “poopy” photos in the listing below it, this is a right refreshing mistake.

  6. T says:

    I BD – completely occupied by turtle flesh…

  7. Scott says:

    Someone need congratulations on somehow turning a house built in 1908 into looking just like one built in the 1980′s. Every single wall is painted off-white.

  8. Stuart says:

    While I must say I enjoy the Yin/Yang aspect of the shivering Chihuahua (they always shiver) next to the calm Zen of the tortoise, I still found the Chair gang-rape somewhat disturbing.

    Y’know, you really oughta edit these things.

  9. Anonymous says:

    You hate chihuahuas because they are ugly, rodentlike and they bite little children. You hate turtle because, well, they are turtles. No need to explain to me!

  10. burhanistan says:

    Did mr. turtle eat mr. chihuahua’s ear?

  11. Jewels says:

    I don’t hate them… I just don’t want to live in a house where they are allowed to travel all over the carpet.

  12. Joshua says:

    Good God! What is wrong with that poor turtle’s shell! It’s seriously got some sort of metabolic bone disease going on there…
    (Yes, I am a herpetologist. I can’t help but notice these things… :/ )

  13. burhanistan says:

    Good God! What is wrong with that poor turtle’s shell! It’s seriously got some sort of metabolic bone disease going on there…Clearly he eats too many dog ears.

  14. ~ April ~ says:

    I’m not a herpetologist, just a turtle-lover, but I can’t look at that picture without wanting to cry. I can only hope it’s not due to neglect, b/c that’s just awful. :(

  15. ~ April ~ says:

    Regardless, though… totally random photo. o.O

  16. NedNoD says:

    I noticed the poor turtle’s shell as well first off… A red eared slider should never have a shell like that! Is it a lack of calcium in it’s diet?

  17. ellew says:

    holy sh*t, call the spca – that turtle is NOT healthy =(


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