From cedric-from-belgium, it’s It’s Lovely‘s first (as far as I recall) Not Safe For Work listing! I’ve added a modesty Chair to the photo, but clicking on the listing link will reveal far, far more than one expects to be revealed in a real estate listing — at least more than I expect, with my uptight American ways.
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Ummm, the apartment has a nice view? Outside I mean!! Out Side!
Lovely paintings as well…
I usually disposed of my victims’ bodies before I put a property on the market. Mais, vive La France!
Well, I guess we know who modeled for the art work on the wall.
“And if you order now, not only will you get three lovely handcrafted paintings of naked women, but we’ll throw in a real semi-naked pregnant one ABSOLUTELY FREE. But wait, there’s more …”
She doesn’t look quite real..something about her skin screams “weird pregnancy-fetish RealDoll”
If we could translate the text from the listing, do you think it would say, “Half-naked, very-pregnant woman not included”?
Realtor: “Hey, lets make the motif a little more realistic, hey, I know, lets pose you in a way you match these lovely pictures on this wall here, mmm thats nice…”
Oh. my. god. That’s all I have to say.
I love the modesty chair. I hope you get many more chances to use it.
Oh my. WHAT is going on there? Is the subsequent infant included in the cost of the home?
I don’t think that’s a pregnant woman. I think that’s a guy with a big pot belly and moobs.
In fact, I think I can spot chest hair.
I like to think that this listing photo is saying that even a heavily pregnant woman in her underwear can relax in this apartment, no worries. I actually find that comforting. Mind you, my parents are from Europe, and to me, a pregnant woman, even in her skivvies, is not “OMG – nudity!!”
Apparently France has got some uptight American/French ways as well since they seem to have removed the link.
I haven’t a clue as to what could have been the problem…
alas, the listing has been removed.
Hélas! Cette annonce est désactivée! I have to say, however, that nothing has made me laugh harder all week than the Modesty Chair.
Aww, they seem to have removed the listing.
Evidently the people listing the place got a tad freaked out by the rise in hits, or something.
That was…well that was strange, more than anything else.
Oh sure, make fun of the French just a tiny little bit and they surrender.
Chair Pasties!
when can i move in?
Maybe it sold? I hope the new owners won’t be disappointed when they learn the naked pregnant woman’s not included.
Google cache to the rescue.
Just google the listing web adress if you’re that desperate to see the chair-less version.
Honestly, not much to see, I just wanted to read the listing, but my French is not up to par.
Unbelievable! :S
Thank god for modesty chair. I only wish Modesty Chair had been implemented in the “what a dump” listing photo.
Oh man. Modesty Chair made my day. I love this blog so much.
Raaaaats. I can’t find it. I think they might have taken it down.
Link did not work for me. But I can only imagine. I think it is a woman Frenchies don’t shave.
Her breasts are holding up well, especially for as pregnant as she is!