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Bear butt!

(Found by Pamm.)

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  1. Jorg says:

    Run, little dog!

  2. Anonymous says:

    I just think it is criminal that people with that kind of taste are allowed to own a 10,000 sq. ft. home . . .(is that speculating on their class — or just pure snark).

  3. Anonymous says:

    I think it’s a cat? Or a dog. Either way it’s probably perpetually nervous. “That bear is STILL THERE *whimper*.”

    Nice enough house. Kind of the definition of a McMansion though. It’s huge and all, but kind of standard within, nothing really striking about it other than its size.

    I’m the poster that’s obsessed with sale price and price per square foot. Looks like homes in that area are selling below listing as of pretty much the month they listed.

    Boy, heaven help them on their timing. Heh. Maybe the ghost of the bear is having his revenge.

  4. marriedtotheoil says:

    Perhaps the bear is the owner of the house, and like many owners we’ve seen, doesn’t know to get out of the shot. Watch out, Stephen Colbert!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Jorg,

    omg the bear looks like he IS chasing the poor dog.

    what an interesting angle

  6. Rebecca says:

    Look veeeery closely at the walls in this photo: http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/57/bigphoto/774/FX6998774_20_1.jpg and this one: http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/57/bigphoto/774/FX6998774_23_1.jpg.

    I think the dog is probably more concerned about escaping the fates of all the other animals in the house.

  7. Stuart says:

    I kinda like the heartwarming and sentimental touches, like the Jar O’ Grandma on the mini-bar.

  8. Callisto says:

    At least it’s a bear butt and not a bare but, lest we need a modesty chair. Hurr hurr hurr.

    On an unrelated note, I’ve never understood the appeal of owning a pool table. They take up so much space. And pool isn’t fun. I just don’t get it.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Bad taste costs no more.

  10. Moxie58 says:

    The only way I’d buy that house is if they’d throw the bear in for free.

  11. Jorg says:

    Yes, but if you have that kind of money, you can BUY taste. Or the realtor can. (“It really must be a light-colored bear, you know, to complement the brick. Right there on the bureau, and for an added touch of whimsy we can make him look like he’s chasing that little dog you had stuffed…”

    Oddly enough, I know this neighborhood.

  12. burhanistan says:

    If a stuffed bear crapped in the den and there was no one there to hear it, would it still make a sound?

  13. Jay says:

    Stuffed animals…..oh my, even those viewers who have embraced looking past the decor will be shuffling to the door.

  14. Mike K says:

    I think the dog is stuffed too.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Pamm rocks.

  16. mudslicker says:

    Is this the Palin family’s Virginia retreat? I hate this house for some reason. That’s all I got to say.

    p.s.: except for the Chair family hanging out in the backyard.

  17. blake says:

    #1 threat to America. Bears!

  18. Mrs Coops says:

    I mean really, a bear?!

    And when they get up to hi-jinx in the main bedroom, they have four bed posts to pole dance with, a la that Vin Diesel movie, ‘XXX’!

  19. Bill says:

    How embearassing!

  20. Michael says:

    “We were granted permission to build this McMansion in the national park on the condition that we didn’t build any fences, walls or any other obstructions that would impede the movement of the wildlife. They never told us about the wild bears!”


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