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Uh… hi, guys. What’s up?

May. 2, 2009


Oh, hi, Chairs. Ruth told me she’d seen you guys waiting here. Yeah, I’ve been mentioning you a few times in my blog lately… we’re cool, though, right? You know it’s out of affection, right? This is a welcoming party, not a threatening gang, right? Because you’re looking a little thuggish standing there all together…

please don’t hurt me

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breezy

May. 1, 2009


This photo is the best — the loveliest! the most flattering! — of the lot in the listing Emily found.

Is this the house? Would you really call it a Cape Cod, as the listing does? Just what does it mean when it says it has air conditioning? Does “air conditioning” mean something other to you than it does to me? When you’re at the hardware store picking up supplies for emergency roof repair, do you think something like this: “Oh, and I need to get one of those big things… those waterproof things… what are they called? They’re big, and blue, and flat… I know! ‘Air conditioning’! That’s what they’re called!”

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