Comments on: Not included: prince

By: M.U.

M.U. — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:40:48 +0000

Isn’t there an old story about a princess who could pee through 18 mattresses? No? Perhaps I remembered it wrong.

By: mudslicker

mudslicker — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:59:46 +0000

The mattresses were just too much of a hot mess for anyone to even have mentioned poor, sad ostracized Chair. Not one comment. I must rectify this:

Ode on A Kansas Chair

When old age shall this generation
waste,
Thou shalt remain, in midst of
other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to
whom thou say'st
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," -
that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need
to know.

Copious apologies to Keats

By: donkeyinawhitecoat

donkeyinawhitecoat — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:20:58 +0000

Let's talk about that last pcture. I have no problem with the four mattresses...live and let live, you know? In some cultures, the number of mattresses you have dictates your place in society.

What I DO have a problem with is that they picked the absolutely GROSSEST MATTRESS EVER for the top, you know CLOSEST to your FACE? It looks like someone pooped,peed,vomitted and dragged it through the valley. I'd love to shine one of those ultraviolet 'spooge finder' lights on there. YUCK!

By: Glory von Hathor

Glory von Hathor — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:27:36 +0000

I shouldn't say these things out loud, but the second one, I can't help but see as a bit like a flower press, with a previous resident squished between each mattress.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 06:20:11 +0000

I'd guess they have at least $10 million in those mattresses, if they are using hundred dollar bills.

By: bikergeek

bikergeek — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:53:02 +0000

Sorry, but your princess is in another castle.

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:50:28 +0000

And to think most stagers just use air mattresses! I guess there isn't an over abundance of real mattresses here in California:)

By: burhanistan

burhanistan — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:22:56 +0000

The story of "The Princess and the Pea" is an allegory of the subtle nervous system of humans that can sense things beyond the body. It is a truth that is often debased, neglected, and denied in our modern materialistic paradigm. That is all.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:40:34 +0000

For the Ohio one, I'm going with the theory that they had two twin beds in that room and took them apart and piled the mattresses and boxsprings up to make room for something unseen in the picture, because they weren't being used. Now, why they would take a picture of that for the listing, I don't know.

Yeah, the other one's just nasty looking.

By: Lulu

Lulu — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:15:55 +0000

oh...and kansas needs to learn how to tidy up before taking a pic.

if nothing else, move all that out into the hallway, take the pic, and move it all back.

GROSSS