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(Clarification, of sorts, for newer readers: the Chair is not in the original photo. It’s a Modesty Chair, in case small children wander past the screen while you’re reading this.)

Patti found this “2 Storie Guest House,” available July 1. I am confused. On one hand, the listing says — in a positive tone — that there’s a church 20 yards away. On the other hand, the listing includes an upskirt shot of a cheerleader. Just what kind of church is it down the street? And am I going to regret the visitors I get who are searching for “upskirt” and “cheerleader”? Should I throw in a few more words to head them off? broccoli James Mason blender repair mola mola

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  1. Land of shimp says:

    I think the explanation lies in the emphasis on the University of Arizona, one of the biggest party schools out there — no offense meant to U of A grads.

    Or, and I kind of hesitate to say this, I think the person is trying to do a tie in to the cats/dogs okay with that shot and the shot of the backyard.

    I know, pretty crass but I bet they thought they were being really clever.

  2. Danielle says:

    Oh lordy.

    This sounds like one of the apartment scams, honestly. I mean, the guy who listed it isn't even the landlord, he's the tenant!?! WTH?

    Also, I laughed at the search string words. Classic. Those broccoli loving upskirt chasers won't know what hit them.

  3. HellboundAlleee says:

    I remember, early in the internet days when people didn't know a lot obout "netiquette," I posted image urls to other people's images–only a few times. Because the last image url I realized I had "stolen" automatically linked itself to a photo of a naked man's penis going into someone's mouth.

    That was a good lesson.

    So I'm going to say, do you think maybe there's a chance that the pic is accidentally the wrong url, or maybe it's someone else's image? I mean, Brittany shot here.

  4. Doug Wade says:

    Hellbound: Nope, they're not hotlinked. They'll all hosted by craigslist.

  5. Glory von Hathor says:

    People, let's be thankful. At least he spared us the mercy of whatever is actually up on the walls in his apartment. I suspect there aren't enough modesty chairs in Arizona.

  6. glasgowtremontaine says:

    To answer Danielle's question: Why a tenant, rather than a landlord, would list an apartment: because they're moving out before their lease ends.

    As for the modesty-chair-requiring photo question … Land of shimp's theories sound all too plausible: cf. this recent Jason Jones report.

  7. Karen says:

    # cats are OK – purrr
    # dogs are OK – wooof

  8. Anonymous says:

    I think the cheerleader shot ties in with the land shots as in "O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!"

  9. Linnee says:

    Wow! If ever there was a need for the Modesty Chair, this certainly was it.

  10. marriedtotheoil says:

    Well, now all readers of the ad named "Patrick" should be good and paranoid.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Glasgrlowtremontaine
    Uof Arizona and Arizona State are two very different schools and state rivals. GO DEVILS yayayyaya!!!

  12. Emmy says:

    This posting has now been deleted, so the cheerleader must have helped for a quick sale :)

  13. burhanistan says:

    The funny thing was that her g-string actually had a little embroidered Chair.

  14. jackie31337 says:

    Erm, don't cheerleaders wear dance pants under their uniforms any more? Am I really that old? Get off my lawn!

  15. blake says:

    I've already put in an offer. The cheerleader was the clincher.

  16. Chris says:

    Jackie, I was thinking the same thing – who cheers wearing a G-string? We had those little pants things under our skirts……hell, it was only 20 years ago!

  17. Stuart says:

    I'm guessing some eager beavers didn't want to taint their reputations by not taking a crack at this listing in time to snatch it up.

  18. Patricia Linehan says:

    Awww..this page has been deleted. sniff.


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