One thing I’ve learned as a parent is that unless there are flames or spurting blood involved, it’s best to ignore behavior you don’t want to see repeated. So let’s all pretend we didn’t see this listing Sarah found, shall we?
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All that and no hot tub pictures, nor mention of rooms that are exceptionally shag-worthy?
I can't decide whether to burst out laughing or run screaming away. A combo of both is probably the appropriate response.
Maybe they can't officially refer to these as "Apartments for Swingers" thus the groovy photo.
sigh……This is the kind of stuff that people in design/marketing see each day and almost cry.
This is the first one in a couple weeks that i can't even make a thought/criticism/joke/etc. My head hurts, i'm going to lay down.
*With tears in her eyes, Angel swallows two tylenol and passes the bottle to blake*
Did you notice, in the listing, that the apartment is in the suburb of Thirroul, just next to – no joke –
Austinmer.
Coincidence?
I would totally cram my family into a 2 bedroom apartment to be able to walk to the beach in Australia.
My high school chemistry teacher. We were always a little suspicious of him too.
Pink bathroom fixtures, baby!!
I used to live on this street when I was a kid…
The realtor is a lounge lizard.
"Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine is 'For Sale'."
blake said i'm going to lay down.
What an amazing effect some of these listings have on some regular readers! Being a mammal myself, I've never been able to make feathers of any kind come out of my arse.
Why does the kitchen look like the cabinets were ripped from a Barbie Dream Home?
Anonymous said "Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine is 'For Sale'."
Thread over. Anonymous wins.
Wow, Bruce I had to think way too hard about your grammar lesson. Good one, though.
The apartment they show is more dated than Austin Powers…
@ bruce.
I don't think it's just limited to mammals either. I know of birds to lay eggs, but i've never seen them produce feathers from their butt.
what listing?