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You're so sadly neglected, and often ignored

Jun. 1, 2009

Yeah, I know just how you feel. The thought of cleaning my garage makes me depressed, too.

(Found by Jackie, who might buy the house despite the noose.)

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No, no, it's a heated towelrack

Jun. 1, 2009

Oh, man. This reminds me of my first apartment in New York City. One day I discovered that I could remain seated, shall we say, while turning off the whistling tea kettle. To whoever lives in that apartment now, I offer you this listing as consolation: at least the shower isn’t in the kitchen. Or maybe, at least the kitchen isn’t in the bathroom? Anyway. The listing points out that

This Charming Chelsea Apartment Includes:

• A windowed kitchen and modern appliances

• A full bathroom

Somehow they forget to mention that the windowed kitchen and the full bathroom are occupying the same spot.

(Found by Rachael. And yes, I know I’m cheating and that there really is no better photograph for this situation and that this will make some people angry, but know what? I don’t care! Tra la la!)

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