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Note to self…

How helpful! This toilet comes with a handy dandy reminder that, every day at 6:20, it’s time to take a bathroom break. Great for people who spend a bit too much time on the Interwebs and need to be reminded to do things like eat, shower, and change out of their pajamas.

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  1. janet says:

    Is that wall asking people "Y r shit"? It's a wall in a bathroom, fer crissakes. You think it would've figured that one out long ago.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hey, that's even better than post-it notes!

  3. burhanistan says:

    No, you have the clock thing wrong. It's not meant for scheduling potty breaks. It's one of those signs like you see at a small business–"Will return at XX:XX". The sewer monster that lives in the toilet can move the hands around to let people know when he will return.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for the reminder!

    It's lunchtime and I need to change out of my PJs!

  5. Alissa says:

    This is some of the strangest graffiti I have ever seen.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I actually really dig those fixtures. It's sad that a home someone apparently cared about along the line can get to this point.

  7. Insanewiches says:

    Maybe it's graffiti left by "squatters".

  8. Miss Heather says:

    How thoughtful… when the previous owners renovated the bathroom, they made the tub ADA accessible.

  9. Ally says:

    mhr310 just made my day!!

    Sara, sometimes I think Chair's not really happy about all the attention…

  10. Land of shimp says:

    Heh. Signs that maybe I've been paying too much attention to real estate prices in various areas? My reaction to this was not, "Holy buckets, did the ousted owners do that? Or are there gangs in San Fran?"

    But rather, "Hey! That's a GREAT deal for San Fransisco, and there's hardly any structural damage…"

    Eek.

  11. Why S? says:

    Better They tag the inside of that house than the outside of my house.

  12. Alex says:

    Sara, did you miss the giant penis scrawled on the toilet seat? Not exactly the best rendition I've ever seen, but yeah…..

  13. Sara says:

    Alex: my life is one of sweetness and decency, and I would never notice such a thing.

  14. Jennifer says:

    Land of Shimp:
    I was thinking the same thing. A house for only $124,900 in SF?

  15. Teapot says:

    I'm with Alex. That toilet seat needs a modesty chair pasted on its (magic-markered) privates.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Bank-owned? Really? And what a shame they didn't show us the "un-warranted" downstairs rooms w/ the separate entrance: looks to me as if the bedroom(?) ceiling is warranted to fall down any minute now.

    I'm not so sure that's a penis on the toilet seat: could be a crack pipe, or maybe a gun–hard to tell, although I don't recall having seen a penis with a 90-degree bend in it before.

  17. bob says:

    Maybe the guy from Memento lives there.

  18. Ceiling Kat says:

    I seriously cannot believe this was actually on a listing. That’s insane. Amusing and worthy for this site, but insane! Love it! :P

  19. Katie says:

    did anyone see the giant penis on the seat?? with pubes and all lol

  20. Mara says:

    I think the writings are there to distract from the fact that the window is walled up… What’s that about?!?!?

  21. Ryan says:

    My GF’s 17yr old son did about the same thing with a group of his Juggalo friends while we were on vacation. We were getting ready to put it on the market and while we were away, they managed around $18,000 in property damage, and took everything of value from the home. Thank God for insurence.

  22. Psych says:

    This is a classic neurotic-obsessive marker of a schizophrenic person not currently medicated. Sad, really….

  23. The One Guy says:

    Actually, that thing on the toilet seat looks like a gun more than anything else…


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