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Archive for July, 2009

Included: heat, water, refrigerator, a surplus of electrons

Jul. 5, 2009

If you rub the chair really quickly on your hair — thus transferring extra electrons — and then place it on the wall, it should stick, as the wall will be more positively charged than the furniture. Try this at home, kids!

(Found by Cory.)

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This neon revival has gone too far

Jul. 4, 2009

Man, this was a perfectly nice 19th century farmhouse, but then they had to go and modernize it to try to appeal to the American Apparel crowd. Tsk, tsk.

(Found by Kelly.)

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Ahhh, freedom

Jul. 3, 2009

Oh dear. Pantsless real estate agent alert. Wooop woooop woooop woooop

(Found by Whitney.)

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You’d always have a place to hang your bathrobe

Jul. 2, 2009

“Hi!”
“Watcha doing? Mind if we watch?”
“Could you scratch my nose for me?”
“Kissy kissy kissy, come here, kissy kissy kissy….”
“Crap, I thought we were dressing as geese. I swear Alice said we were dressing as geese. Damn it, Alice…”
“Me too! Don’t forget meeeee!”

Meanwhile, in the back yard — look away, children:

And I’m not even using a Modesty Chair! Ooooh.

(Found by vinylvillager.)

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No no no no no no no

Jul. 2, 2009

Sorry about how bleak the sink with the razor was in that listing down there. How about this to cheer you up? Look! Clowns! Jenny found some clowns! Aren’t you happy now? Whee?

(If you need me, I’ll be hiding under my covers. Let me know when they’re gone, please.)

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Welcome to Sunny Florida *sobs*

Jul. 2, 2009

Oh, God. You could buy this house and then kill yourself, or you could just kill yourself now and save yourself the closing costs. This is as cheery as it gets, despite being almost one million bucks, in Palm Beach, and steps from the beach.

(Found by Melissa.)

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Aaaachooo!

Jul. 1, 2009

Connect the dots, la la la la, connect the dots…

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