Merry Halloween! No, happy Christmas! No… oh, but who am I to judge? My family leaves our outside Christmas lights up year ’round and we high-five each other the day after Thanksgiving because we’re the first ones on the block with nodding Rudolphs on the roof. Ho ho ho!
Ahhh. The best part of being a homeowner? Climbing the viewing platform in your backyard and surveying your property.
Hey, Steve.
Hey, Dylan. Hey, Chris. Oh, hey, Josh, didn’t see you over there.
How’s it going?
Oh, fine, fine. Too bad about the Mets, huh?
Yup, yup. So… any plans for today?
Eh, thought I’d just stick my head through this hole in the wall. You?
Same, same. Head, wall, you know how it is.
Well, good to see you. Might as well get to it.
Yup, see you ’round.
Included: washer, dryer, art installation titled “My Feet Ow Ow My Feet,” furnace.
(The house is off the market, but the information is here if you’re curious.)
The problem with wallpapering is knowing when to stop. It comes on those big rolls, you’ve been inhaling paste fumes, maybe your mind is wandering… next thing you know you’ve covered the walls and the bed and you have to run get a box cutter to free the cat. Sorry, kitty!
(Found by Morgan.)
Well, yes, there’s a dog sitting on the sideboard, which is sort of odd. But it’s a dead dog, and that makes it all okay.
(Found by Leslie. WARNING VERY LOUD MAN SPEAKING VERY LOUDLY IN A LOUD VOICE THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THE ROAD ADVISORIES I LISTEN TO BEFORE DRIVING OVER THE MOUNTAIN PASSES DURING WINTER.)
I know I’m kind of uptight. Maybe a little repressed. But… I just don’t think I could, ah, get anything done in there with all those dolls sitting. And waiting. Waiting. Silently waiting. Silently watching. Silently judging. Um, I mean, looking darling, absolutely darling…
I think I can wait until I get home.
(Found by Randi. MLS #757267, for those who are interested.)
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