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Imagine them tap dancing. *tippety tippety tippety*

You show people in listings, and I complain. You don’t show people in listings, and I complain again. Clearly this listing Liz found is an attempt at compromise, and I’m a jerk for not being satisfied. Pfft! Me.

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  1. Babs says:

    What the… I don't… *blink blink*

  2. knitorpurl says:

    That is so strange and creepy. I just don't understand- either photoshop him out or don't but this….

    And what is going on under that table?

  3. Kelly says:

    Wow, that is kinda creepy looking.

  4. Decadent Housewife says:

    The other half looks like it might be stuffed under the table.

  5. Ron Obvious says:

    Gah! It looks like they smeared the poor guy on the wall.

  6. Alissa says:

    Obviously he has an invisibility cloak that isn't quite long enough.

  7. mudslicker says:

    When asked by the dry cleaner how much starch they should put in his pants, Itchy McBritches replied, "Oh just enough so that my pants can walk around my studio apartment on their own. I don't need to stinkin' hangers…"

  8. burhanistan says:

    I'm sure someone out there will accuse me of being from the PC Police, but I long for the day when we can not snicker at Atorsoancephalyism. Going through life without a torso and head is hard enough without all the sarcasm.

  9. Forest Basenji says:

    Seriously, wtf??

    Some kind of creepy attempt at a photoshopped modern-art hourglass? Anti-gravity coathangers for pants….with shoes?

    Wow…my brain hurts now.

  10. StefRobrts says:

    This is freaking me out – not the thought of a torsoless pair of legs inhabiting the house, so much as the thought that there's a realtor out there who looked at that pic and thought it was perfect to put on the listing.

  11. Land of shimp says:

    Not only did someone think this was a great photo to advertise an apartment, someone had the photo for three years and then put it in the listing. They're really proud of that weirdness, aren't they?

    Check the date on the photo, seriously what in the world?

  12. Christy says:

    Sometimes I look back on life BC (Before Craigslist)and I wonder what the heck I did when I needed a good WTF pick-me-up

  13. Alex says:

    lolwut

    I guess they realized that if they completely removed the legs, the shadow on the floor wouldn't make sense…. so better just to leave the legs, right??

  14. Anonymous says:

    I think the pants are offended and escaping.

    "Wait, we didn't mean it!" …

  15. Anonymous says:

    Oh, I see that "we" didn't read the directions on "our" new chainsaw. Now did we?

    Roidy

  16. Anonymous says:

    Closing is going to be so awkward when this guy has to take off his shoes (or pants, depending on what appendage he's trained to do his writing) to sign all the paperwork.

  17. Katie says:

    It's the wrong trousers, Gromit! And they've gone wrong!

    First thing into my head.

  18. awarinner says:

    Oh save me from those pale green pants with nobody inside them.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Well, Danbury is just 35 miles from Sleepy Hollow, NY.

  20. Kathy says:

    @Katie — Love the Wallace and Gromit reference! And now I want cheeeeese!

  21. thehuge says:

    So much sugar!

  22. bill gates says:

    Notice that the keys are in the lock. How’d they get there – using a foot? And it looks like the hanger either has two Acme-style sticks of dynamite or an enormous pair of nunchuks attached. Wrapped around a pair of white opera-length gloves.

    Curious household.

  23. Christine says:

    I think this must be the cottage from Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Be careful or Angela Lansbury will chase you with her broom…


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