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No, I don’t know why I have insomnia. I just sometimes get this feeling like someone’s… watching me.

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Yeah, them…

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Specifically, that guy right there. A little privacy, please? Jesus!

(Found by Nicole.)

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  1. LovesYourSite says:

    Certainly a fitting locale for your love-making partner to moan, "Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"

  2. Anonymous says:

    And this, ladies, is where the magic happens…….

  3. Babs says:

    Well, that would certainly… um, promote chastity, wouldn't it?

  4. Anonymous says:

    I do think the stained glass and sculptures are gorgeous, but it IS more than a little creepy for a bedroom! I would have turned that space into a library.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Yes, not at all overbearing. Doesn't everyone sleep with Jesus and the Apostles over their beds? I truly hope that any couple that stays in that bed are married. Otherwise they are totally going to hell

  6. Angel says:

    Wellll… the other church was cool, but this one is a bit too… churchy. And why does Jesus have blue hair?

  7. Maria says:

    Hahahahahaha, an OMG is well deserved here! :D

  8. mudslicker says:

    Features: …close to school, close to shop, close to transport, formal lounge, internal laundry, modern bathroom.

    …close to church…REAL close to church!

  9. CM says:

    Maybe a little weird to have a frieze (or whatever it's called) as a headboard, but that house/hall/church is incredible! A quick googlemap search indicated the surrounding area is beautiful, too. I would TOTALLY live there if I were a millionaire, moving to Tasmania, and wanted to live in a cavernous de-consecrated space.

  10. MoonGoddess says:

    Maybe its a guest bedroom & they are hoping that the sheets will be cleanish when they go to change them. Either that or the mother in law's suite!

  11. Kinderfalls Primitives says:

    It's gorgeous but I wouldn't like to clean all of those stained glass windows!

  12. rita says:

    What a great contrast to yesterday's post! I'm a little confused about the description when it says Two Bathrooms and Three toilets. The thought of a toilet standing alone somewhere in the building has my mind racing.
    rita

  13. V- says:

    C'mon.. is it too obvious? A Last Supper frieze.. it's supposed to be a dining room :P

  14. Anonymous says:

    I love it. I would totally love to live there. I think the reason they say 2 baths 3 toilets is because there are seperate rooms for toilets and rooms to bathe in.

  15. Alissa says:

    I'm not religious or anything, but this does seem very wrong to me.

  16. Matt and Mary Caitlin says:

    Creepy. That's all.

  17. Elizabeth says:

    Rita, I think in some places, "bathroom" means what we would call a full bath – a room with a bathtub in it – and "toilet" means a half bath – just a toilet and sink.

  18. Susan says:

    Did anyone notice the ghost in the second picture? My friend at work bought an old house and he has lots of these – he calls them orbs – floating around in his house. They can only be seen when a picture is taken. Also he set up a web cam and saw one floating around behind him when he turned it on. Cool!

  19. anaceofkidneys says:

    My inner goth loves this. It would be so easy to convert this chapel-bedroom-thing into Frank-N-Furter's somber bridal suite.

  20. Julia M says:

    Good grief.

    I'll admit that the only thing I know about Tasmanians are inbreeding jokes, so maybe its best they are creeped out of fornicating.

  21. Peeved Michelle says:

    I'd love to convert an old church into a home, but I would actually convert it, not just move my stuff in.

  22. Anonymous says:

    For the love of God …

    … seriously.

  23. JP says:

    Talk about your immaculate conceptions. LOL

  24. Courtney says:

    I have to say for some odd reason that looks pretty cool, though I would probably want to make it in well… a chapel and ditch the bed maybe?

  25. Jess says:

    I’d totally live there. I wouldn’t put my bed where they did, but I’d totally live there. The place is beautiful! However, I wonder what the heating costs are…

  26. Justawonderin says:

    This makes me feel sad and lonely. Churches are such cold places. Why would you want to sleep in one?
    Bizarre.

  27. dono1 says:

    “I’m sorry, baby, but pipe organ versions of Barry White songs just don’t put me in the mood.”

  28. dezzconnor says:

    Perhaps THIS is where Mel Gibson sleeps?!?

  29. Jadeder says:

    i would totally live there. does it come with a cemetery?

    • Michael says:

      Very possibly. It looks like a church conversion I visited one where the church-tower was turned into a penthouse apartment with a bedroom-study at the top with wooden beams going up to the center of the room, bedrooms and bathroom on the middle floor and the kitchen/living room on the ground floor. A similar thing was done with the rest of the church.

  30. Aaron says:

    And you wonder why your female significant other is ‘never ever’ in the mood…

  31. Ginkgo100 says:

    Okay, the other chapel was kind of funny, in a campy sort of way. Church camp, of course. But this one… is deeply, deeply disturbing. Moreso if, like me, you are actually Catholic. Because then you can see creepiness on many more transubstantial levels.

    I feel an odd urge to go to Confession now, and I didn’t even do anything.

  32. ann says:

    If you lived here, you’d never have a valid excuse for skipping Sunday morning services! Slept late? Don’t feel well? Just don’t wanna? No problem: we’ll just be up here on the wall, praying for your heathen soul…..


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