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It Doubles As A Garbage Disposal

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Included: washer, dryer, spinning portal to another dimension, stove.

(Found by Carlos.)

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  1. Dawn says:

    It's either a spinning portal to another dimension or a table that's out of focus.

    Strange shot.

  2. fposte says:

    Maybe someone's cleaning with Ajax.

  3. Angel says:

    I want a spinning portal to another dimension! What a conversation starter that would be…

  4. StefRobrts says:

    I don't know, portals are so hard to decorate around, and then stuff get's sucked in, it's kind of a pain…

  5. PrincessLuceval says:

    If this had been a post from Australia, I would've been all "DUH! It's the Tasmanian Devil!" But it's not, so the spinning portal to another dimension has my vote.

  6. kayt says:

    Hmmm, poorly photoshopped out table, maybe?

  7. Land of shimp says:

    Oh poo, it's already gone.

    Perhaps it sucked itself into an alternate reality?

  8. Angel says:

    See, the best thing about having a portal to another dimension is that when you have an argument with your significant other, you just have to get him close and: POOF! He's gone.

    Would work for pesky door-to-door sales people as well.

    Win/win as far as I can see.

  9. quetz says:

    This apartment previously owned by Montgomery Scott.

  10. Para Sailin' says:

    Thank you for the joy that you bring to the world.
    The part of the world that reads your blog, that is.

  11. FonHom says:

    It's a flying guillotine! As in one of my favorite movies that I never saw – "Master of the Flying Guillotine." Wikipedia has a schematic, for the DIYers.

  12. Brandy says:

    LOL, scary washers:
    http://www.scarywashingmachine.com/story.html

    I just bought this brand, I hope they've removed this feature…

  13. Greveson says:

    I know most of you are joking, but I fear some of you are not. So at risk of being the grumpy guy who ruins all of the jokes, I’d like to clarify that it’s a water droplet on the lens of the camera.

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      Great, you’re that grumpy guy that ruins all the jokes, aren’t you? lol

    • Justawonderin says:

      Nooooo… it’s a silver thumbtack in the forefront of the picture. Look at the bottom.

      And those are all sliding doors to…an untimely death. A sardonic poets dream home.

  14. HellHathNoFury says:

    “Whole room of full-length windows, looking onto the windows of dozens of private homes! Perfect for the professional voyeur or nosy old lady!”

  15. Ruby says:

    Ahahahahaha! Literal LOLZ

  16. Amy says:

    ….. my partner and I briefly contemplated suing Cheezburger, Inc., with Lovely Listing as a sub-defendant, because of the certain medical damage that the “spinning portal to another dimension” photo caused when we unwittingly viewed it. Said damage consisted of, but was not limited to: wrenching abdominal pain; the sustained inability to achieve a vertical position due to frequent relapses of involuntary, violent laughter over the course of at least ten minutes’ time;horrific diaphragmatic spasms that resulted in hiccups; and the resulting need to consume a spoonful of sugar as medical treatment, with side effects to insulin levels and metabolism.

    But then, we just decided to scrap the lawsuit and thank you instead.

    We found your site recently when we were trying to figure out what to do with a photo that appears in the new MLS listing of the house next to ours …. the original occupants moved out months ago, and in their wake left a large cardboard box in the middle of the back yard, as trash. New tenants came, and the box remained. The house is now on the market, and the box is still there, presumably as part of the house showings and charm of the place. The photo in question contained a shot of the dining room and sliding glass doors with a view of the deck and, just a little further out, the huge, dilapidated cardboard box.

    We have concluded, however, that it doesn’t qualify for your site. Not the same league. Not even the same sport.

  17. THE RESISTANCE says:

    Wait…Wouldnt that upset the space-time-continueom or something?


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