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Look, the Mets fan in Texas is not the part to get hung up on.

Lovely Listing - Hey guys
(Found by Lauren.)

Hey, Steve.

Hey, Dylan. Hey, Chris. Oh, hey, Josh, didn’t see you over there.

How’s it going?

Oh, fine, fine. Too bad about the Mets, huh?

Yup, yup. So… any plans for today?

Eh, thought I’d just stick my head through this hole in the wall. You?

Same, same. Head, wall, you know how it is.

Well, good to see you. Might as well get to it.

Yup, see you ’round.

biggamehunter

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  1. Dawn says:

    It’s a lovely million-dollar home.

    However, I’m never wild about stuffed animals heads on the walls.

    Someone is proud and impressed … but it’s not me.

  2. anonomouse says:

    OMGosh! It’s my house–minus the scary heads coming out of the walls. Yum. Could use a little color though. Everything is brown or white or shades of those—even the sweet little deers that lost their lifes for someones folly.

  3. Katie says:

    so what’s with the coffee mugs on the wicker table? MAYBE I could understand if it was a *coffee* table…but no, it’s a side table…so why does it need so many mugs?

  4. FonHom says:

    Serious taxidermy question: two critters are under a spotlight, right over the fireplace. Let’s say things heat up. What do we have? BBQ? Jerky? Chemical cloud?

    Please note: Texan spoken here. Bigger and better calls for extra letters. Instead of “magnificent” features, we have a “magnificient oak tree,” “magnificient backyard” and “magnificient chef’s kitchen.” And a “secondary bedroom,” so much better than a “second bedroom.” No pix of the tertiary bedroom. Oh wait – you say the bedroom was for a football player – defensive backfield – a secondary! Why, you cunning linguists!

  5. JL says:

    Maybe “magnificient” is a word mash of “magnificently deficient”?

  6. lulu labonne says:

    ‘Hey – is that Barney lying on the sofa, and Charlie on the chair – what happened?

    “They weren’t looking when they backed out of the wall – they were arguing about the match and walked straight under a truck …’

  7. Vivian says:

    River Oaks = millionaire part of Houston. Not too far from the winter home of George H.W. Bush. I’m not at all surprised by the price tag.

    To me, creepier than the living room deer is the enormous oddly-shaped life-sized stuffed sheep in the nursery. And what’s that next to it? An elephant?

  8. Angel says:

    It’s nice that the deer is kind enough to give the sheep (?) and the antelope (??) a play-by-play on the game, since he’s the only one who can actually see the tv.

  9. Old Geezer says:

    I can think of no better way to decorate a long, narrow room than with things sticking out of the walls!

  10. Dawn says:

    A million-dollar home with 4 bedrooms and no garage.

    Our home is no where near a million and it has five bedrooms and a 3-car garage. And no stuffed animals on the walls.

    Guess which one I prefer?

  11. Katt says:

    The weirdest part is the two chairs and table in front of the bathtub. Are those for judges or a cheering section?

  12. Metsfan says:

    I am confused – what do the Mets have to do with this listing? Am I missing something?

  13. Anonymous Hunter's Wife says:

    Agh. I’m forwarding this to my husband. We have lots of trophies and I’ve told him they would not be very well receive in a real estate market, they’re more of a personal preference ‘thang. Maybe the comments will help him understand, should we ever have to list our home….

  14. Anonymous Hunter's Wife says:

    I’m curious- Frame twelve, there’s a Texas skull mount over the head of the bed (ah, romance!) and frame 16 at the foot of the children’s twin bed (sweet dreams, Timmy!)

  15. dono1 says:

    What’s most disturbing to me is that the listing says it comes with a wolf gas range. Regardless of how hungry I get, I’m not cooking anything with wolf gas.

  16. Jeff says:

    Actually, a cleaned skull is a European mount.

  17. Mim Shaffer says:

    Dono,
    You’re my hero…again.

  18. BadPixie says:

    Yeah, River Oaks is one of the oldest rich folks enclaves in Houston. The prices are surreal for what you get, though the trees are nice. Anyone remember the movie Terms of Endearment? They filmed that in River Oaks.

    No wonder we never saw any elk or their brethren during our last cross-country saga–someone had them mounted already.


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