“No Additional Photos Provided,” sez the listing.
“No additional photos necessary,” sez I.
(Found By: Rob & Elle C. And hellloo, Nevada! Could this really be your first Lovely Listing?)
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Archive for September, 2009
Worth A Thousand Words…
Sep. 30, 2009
I am crushing your house
Sep. 30, 2009
But… but… look at it! The house is only two inches high! Who the H-E-double-hockeysticks is supposed to live here, the Borrowers?
(Found By: Sharon G)
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Rustic Unfinished Apartment
Sep. 30, 2009
Je suis désolée! I read that there is only one pissoir left in Paris. Next you’ll be telling me that they don’t play accordions on every street corner any more, and that little street urchins no longer carry home Père and Mère‘s wine bottles and baguettes. Fortunately, this apartment is available, and it has so much of that atmosphère! Who can resist it? And unlike the old vespasiennes, it has plenty of habitabilité — and a flush toilet. Not much else, but it does have that toilet. And a radiator.
(Je don’t speak a word of French beyond what I’ve picked up from Hercule Poirot, so pardon if I wrote something atmosphère. Mercy buckets!)
Found By: Rene
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Crime Against Housing
Sep. 29, 2009
So lately I’ve been really really really into playing Lego Star Wars on the Wiiiii. Every night I stick the kids in their beds and then go blast apart barrels *kapow kapow kapow* and Jedi the Stormtroopers’ helmets (yes, “Jedi” is a verb) so they’re backwards. Love it. But I don’t want my kids to watch me play, because it’s all *kapow kapow kapow* and they’re little. Plus I’m usually muttering obscenities and they already have a sufficient supply of those at hand.
But they’re curious, and they’ll creep out of bed to try to watch Mama try to kill Jar Jar Binks. I need to find some way to keep them in their room at night. Some little parenting tip…
No, I have no idea what made me think of that. Why do you ask? Anyway, here’s a photo from a listing. Tum te tum…
Found By: Billie K
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Double Duty
Sep. 29, 2009
Dude. Check it out. The weirdest thing ever is going on here. You see? You see it? So bizarre: the toilet paper is hung on the shower stall door. Crazy!
There might be something else wrong here, too.
(Found By: Mikael V)
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Shhh. Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We're hunting weal estate agents.
Sep. 28, 2009
Color Coding Gone Wrong
Sep. 28, 2009
Enough of the gray! Are you awake yet? I SAID, ARE YOU AWAKE YET?
Man, even the house knows this is Too Much Color. Look in the top photo: it’s shedding the green wallpaper in an attempt to restore some calmness.
Found By: Gina Y
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