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So … is this the Hoff’s house for sale?
It’s a beauty, cooties and all!
Was that one of his “hits” done as a piano arrangement in the background?
And why don’t I have a blue toy lifeguard station?
Where’s the burger bar?
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOT ANOTHER HOFFIE!!1!
Is that the carpet he ate the infamous Hamburger on? Picture 20 looks like a stain from it:)
I don’t get why this is included on lovelylisting… None of the pictures are bad or funny or make me go hmmmm…
It’s David Hasselhoff’s house >:)
I don’t get why that’s a problem.
It’s David Hasslehoff’s house. That’s enough.
Again, I don’t see why it’s included… this is supposed to be “a collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings.” Not pictures of houses of celebrities you may not like…
It’s included because I have so few opportunities to say “Hasselhoff cooties.”
The wall decor alone qualifies it. (I had thought at first that this Houselhoff belonged to a fan and not the Hoff himself.)
Actually, this is supposed to be “a collection of whatever the hell Sara wants to post”, and it fits that criteria.
The music made me very depressed. I think I’ll have another drink now.
most brilliant headline ever
It was also John Goodman’s house at some point according to some celebrity stalking websites.
What gets me about this listing is how much the original listing reminds me of a slideshow they’d show at a posh funeral. I feel like the last frame should read, “RIP House, 1958-2009.” or something.
It’s a beautiful house, though not exactly decorated to my tastes. I mean, except for the Hasselhoff trophy room. I already have one of those in my apartment.
With all those rooms, why is there a CB2 desk and chair int he upstairs hall? 3 offices not enough?
The song “Hot Shot City” is particularly good.
Hoff cooties…..who cares. I LOVE the cool furniture! and the pool!
Wow, that house has been staged to death. Poor house. Looks like a high-end model home in a posh neighborhood – never lived in, never loved.
Yeah, and you can see the contrast of the one living room where somebody actually spend some time compared to the in-house architect plans for the rest. It has the kind of non-stylish but practical couch that most people would end up having. The kind that is practical to watch tv on, not the kind that was in the latest “house & garden monthly”. I am so sad for poor Hoff. Maybe because I live in Germany and we therefore have this special but inexplicable bond.
It’s a tad disappointing he hasn’t got a Hoff soap dispenser in the bathroom. And are people sure it is his place; there’s only 2 loungers by the pool and I would expect a dozen or more for all his admirers.
“Waldeslust!”
And if you really love me / you must bring me Eidelweiss!!!
I can’t decide if it’s a Hasslehouse or a Housslehoff. Thanks. That’s going to obsess me for the ENTIRE DAY.
What? No Trans Am in the garage?! sad face.
Apparently we have the same bed-in-a-bag set, purchased from Bed, Bath & Beyond.
Eh…How much bigger?