Know what happens when you work for LOLcats, Inc. and you mistakenly say a listing is in New Zealand when actually it’s in the USA? You look up from your desk and find these dolls arranged all around you. You blink and they’re a little bit closer. Blink again — a bit closer — closer still — oh why why why plz hep me
Found by A & B Henry
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Looks like a picture by the French photographer Bernard Faucon…
What does it say about me that I want it and at $285,000 it’s reasonably priced?
we can haz brainz?
Ohhhhh, that’s just creepy. Creepy!
Wow, are properties like this really under half a mill up there?
Yeah, the doll photo is creepy but here’s a bona fide mansion for about half what a standard Keller Williams suburbia joint costs in my region.
OK, dolls aside, this place is beautiful, and I can’t believe it’s so reasonable. If this were in the town I live, it would fetch a million, easy. There has to be something seriously wrong with it…ax murderer ghost or something?
Upstate, NY is one of the most affordable areas of the east coast. Small town upstate NY is beautiful and has droves of these old homes well maintained. There aren’t a whole lot of high-paying jobs in rural upstate, ny; but if you are retired or can work for home or whatever, houses like that can be had in very safe and adorable towns for prices that would shock the average Downstater or Californian
So, the doll version of the scariest Doctor Who episode ever, “Blink”?
We’re all going to die. Or be sent back in time. Whatever, it will be horrible.
I am so glad I’m not the only one who thought of that. XD
Same here, I’m thinking these dolls are the abandon offspring of the weeping angels.
Creepy doll room, but gorgeous house. Wish I had $285K and a job for the dh in Syracuse. I’d move there just for that house!
Oh my holy cow, I am so coveting this house!! TWO staircases! Stained glass windows! More than half an acre, for a pittance (compared to Portland OR prices)! Heck, I’d settle for the carriage house, which looks to be substantially larger than our current humble abode. Sigh.
Where is Weedsport, NY, and why is this house so cheap?
There’s got to be something wrong with this place at that price. But hey, you could make your money back by using it as a filmset to raise money in order to employ the woodworm exterminator or exorcist needed to sort the place.
Don’t Blink! But, barring that, put them under the unblinking eye of a surveillance camera, and run!
shhh, don’t let people know houses are cheap here! We still can’t afford ‘em…
Don’t Blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t Blink. Good Luck.
Aris you are awesome.
great! now i’m gonna have nightmares!
Alright, this picture gave me a nightmare about a killer doll last night! Totally creepy dream.
Reminds me of these dolls:
that was pretty creepy, but watch this and try not to freak out. I got chills and tears in my eyes from the shack scene. . .
And the exterior has such a happy, smiley flag face. To lure you in. To feed the dolls. Mwahahahahaha.
*shudder*
Wow. A Dr. Who reference.
Points!
The dolls are pictured in the “servant’s quarters!” Are the dolls the servants? Of whom, or should I say of what??!!1!1!!
Nice collection of Patti Playpal dolls there, and a small focussed collection, not a sign of the crazy doll lady at all (first cousin to the crazy cat lady, seriously when you have dolls in the downstairs cloakroom it is time to stop collecting) But possibly a little offputting in a property listing.
I SO want this house! If it’s indeed haunted, I SO so want it.
DON’T BLINK. Don’t even blink.
I paid $285,000 for a 2 bedroom condo – in a special program for broke teachers in the SF bay area. 1175 square feet – including the ceiling.
This kills me.
it’s nice to see I’m not the only one who loves this house and is wondering what’s really wrong with it. I’m going to google Weedsport to find out more. . .my love for CA is starting to dwindle