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Starter Home For Serial Killers?

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Oh, God. Don’t let Chair see. They’ve been dismembering furniture. Look! Bits just propped up against the wall, and a stain on the floor — clearly furniture polish, dripping where violence broke out. Why? Why?

Found By: Diane

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  1. drjim says:

    Man, that’s one *spooky* place!

  2. And there are “lots of outbuildings”… CREEPY!

  3. mudslicker says:

    Perfect!! Just in time for the season premiere of Dexter! Not enough Saran Wrap up on the walls yet however.

  4. Courtney says:

    That poor table looks like Heywood Wakefield too! I hope it’s just a cheap imitation- it’s desperately in need of rescuing.

  5. beegee says:

    good thing its too nice for the unabomber…..

  6. zavierchick says:

    Ahhh, CO listings are so much fun :) I know people who have a out building very much like this one – creeeeeeeeeppppppyyyyyyy

  7. Marcy says:

    It looks as though whatever poor beasts were in that broken-down, weed-infested corral couldn’t take any more of their living nightmare and escaped over one side of the “fence”. I don’t blame them…looks as though whoever lived here escaped in the middle of the night.

  8. Caffeinated Katie says:

    Those cabinets look like vintage metal kitchen cabinets. I’ve been trying to find myself a set of those for a long time and they’re just sitting there rusting away in that dump!

  9. Tom says:

    It is me, or does that stain on the table look like a human outline?

  10. FreakyFerret says:

    That is definitely a human shaped outline. Right side of table. The head is closest to the camera with body pointed toward the black metal thing.

    As for the furniture, did I mention the roomie just got a new drimmel? >:)

  11. Old Geezer says:

    But they do get the award for most creative use of stolen pallets. Also, is that a rifle on the floor next to the table?

  12. Ash says:

    I went to the listing, as the slideshow ran through I kept expecting to hear the Texas Chainsaw Massacre flashbulb sound effect as each new photo appeared.

  13. Joe Q says:

    What’s the seller’s name? I’ll bet you anything it’s Gumb. The right people will get it…

  14. kdaniel says:

    “Potential, potential and more describes this property close to town, churches, schools and more.”
    I think that’s a bit of an overstatement.

  15. LadyPac says:

    Breath taking curb appeal, too. Not that anyone but coyotes will know.

  16. Skeptikal says:

    I’m not sure which looks scarier, the outbuilding, or the picture of the Realtor who is trying to sell it. Yikes! They are a perfect fit…

  17. PhysicFlea says:

    What creeped me out was that the best looking structure was the playhouse.

  18. Cathmelar says:

    Oh no… I just watched the other pictures in this listing while listening to Lustmord’s “Zoetrope”. Now I’m going to have nasty nightmares! Creepy, creepy, CREEPY place!!

  19. THE RESISTANCE says:

    O-0

    What was the point of whole title anyways?


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