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This is considered perfectly normal in New Zealand.

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The craziest thing? This is the mud room.

Found By: Juliette. Note: not actually the mud room, as far as I know. And aren’t you impressed that — for once — I made it through a New Zealand listing without mentioning Flight of the Concords? Oh… crap.

P.S. OK, it isn’t New Zealand, it’s California, and I have no idea why I thought it was New Zealand, other than that I’m usually drunk as a skunk when I write these. My apologies.

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  1. jackie31337 says:

    Hey, if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it!

  2. Anonymous says:

    The first four pictures, and then you get to the kitchen. ::blink:: guess we know where the money ran out!

  3. Kahh says:

    Confused… that listing is from California isn’t it?

  4. Pablo says:

    Um, this isn’t New Zealand! This is in Piedmont (Oakland), California! Which might be great for people in flight from Concord, but *not related* to Flight of the Conchords.

  5. Susan says:

    It’s California…nuf said.

  6. Emily Michelle says:

    I don’t know what’s worse: the seizure-inducing detail on the walls and ceiling or the fact that I really, really want this room.

  7. KiwiBloke says:

    I’m not quite sure why you refer to it as a New Zealand listing when it clearly says the address is in Piedmont, California. As best as I can tell, tectonic plate movements have not become that extreme.

  8. On behalf of ALL New Zealanders, I protest!!! There is only “mud” ,that is at all famous, in Rotorua, and when I was up there recently, I didn’t see any signs of such ostentation! Gross… I was so relieved to find the house is not actually from down this way… phew.

  9. Dude says:

    I clicked on the picture, and the listing says Piedmont, CA. ??

  10. LadyPac says:

    Four bedrooms of tasteless crap that hasn’t been updated since about 1983 for over 2.5M?! Whoa…

  11. Jeff says:

    It’s like being on the inside of python.

  12. Grey says:

    Don’t you love when no one reads the comments above theirs? By the way, I hear the listing is actually in Piedmont, CA.

  13. Glory von Hathor says:

    This room, if it were a little less loved, is how I imagine it felt for the spiders living in Miss Havisham’s wedding cake.

  14. Mark. Gooley says:

    The wall and ceiling stuff is strangely attractive… maybe for one small room with wicker furniture in it. It’s already a bit much for a room this size.

  15. Jamie says:

    As an architectural artist myself I appreciate the the watercolor rendering of the front of the house, but, since the house exists in reality, why not take a photo? You took photos of the horrid innards?! Continuity please.

  16. THE RESISTANCE says:

    Alot of money went into this house…You just tell by looking at these pictures.


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