

It’s so practical! This wallpaper will never show dirt. Not because there won’t be any dirt, but because nobody will ever dare look directly at the walls as they’ll afraid even a casual glance will turn them into stone.
Come to think of it — maybe we shouldn’t be looking, either. Let’s stare at the soup tureen instead.
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My eyes! My eyes! Make it stop, Mommy. Make it stop!
The most bizarres thing of all is that someone made a decision to design this wall paper and someone else made a decision to buy it.
There’s somebody for everybody, Lisa.
Wow, that is a LOT of… something.
My eyes are itchy and watering – must be all the pollen.
People put that kind of wallpaper in their kitchens all over the place where I live….hate it. From a distance it just looks like the kitchen has a skin disease.
Where do you live?!
Plano, Texas. We had a hard time finding a house that didn’t have this kind of paper in the kitchen!
Er, I may not be all that close to Plano, but close enough to say that I’ve never seen any crap like that before. Not that I don’t believe you or anything though, just saying. I live in Arlington by the way.
Fran Drescher special if you ask me.
yow! somebody, quick, contact HGTV!
I have to stop drinking my tea when I click on your website….I always end up spitting everywhere and then I have to clean it up…But wait, if that were my office, then no one would be able to see the tea stains!!
Is there some kind of spotlight on the tureen? Why is the hot pink futon glowing?
That’s called sunlight, bro.
It’s a charming house though. Even the wallpaper isn’t bad … the problem is that there’s too much.
Just a little of it strategically placed would go a long way.
I like that wallpaper and I am not ashamed.
Do you happen to live in Plano, TX?
Sadly, no. I live in London, city of dirty pigeons and boring wallpaper.
I had no idea the Ishihara Color Blindness test was available in a wallpaper format.