“List agent has no knowledge of condition,” as the listing says, got it? No knowledge. None at all. This house could be the Château de freaking Versailles for all we know. Just buy it, okay? You’ll find out once it’s yours what the condition is. I’m sure it’s great. Go on. Buy it.
Found By: Dan J
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At first quick glance I thought someone had murdered a chair!
*gasp!*
What’s that on the mantel??
Is there a Geisha in the mirror??
Definitely looks like a Japanese horror movie or game. Kuon or Fatal Frame maybe.
well at that price you can’t expect much lol
Oh. My. God. This is the scariest picture I’ve seen on this blog. If I were the listing agent, I”d also be pleading the fifth. I just wouldn’t want to talk about it. “Nope, never went inside. Picture? WHat picture?
Oh, yes, that’s the Chateau of Versailles. It’s the famous Hall of Mirrors. Just the one mirror now, but it is a recession!
Well, just from this picture, I have some knowledge of the condition. I learned that the condition is not so hot.
The water in the tub is green and there is something/someone in the tub.
Even scarier, I think I know where that house is. The address places it not so far away from where I grew up….
This is what happens when you hire your cousin to build the secret passageway behind the fireplace and not an actual contractor.
900 square feet but it has 4 bedrooms? Really? Plus it’s in Detroit, is torn to shreds, and has a tub full of black water. I can only imagine the surprises/dead bodies you’d find in that one.
I’m so glad that Les also saw that there was someone/something in the ucky water in the tub, too. WTF is going on in that house???
brix were shat
And so what if the useless triangle above the front door is in a weird place.
For that price, it doesn’t need to be properly centered.
Fix it yourself if you don’t like it.
Whaddya’ want? A palace?
*cough*
Dear lord — Call an exorcist not a real estate agent!
This place is suffering from “bull in a china shop” syndrome, as evidenced by the matador reflected in the mirror. Are you sure this is in Michigan and not Pamplona?
I have a million questions here which I fear will go unanswered.
I have a million questions which I would prefer to keep unasked, and unanswered, forever.
For that price, I’d buy it, rent a bulldozer, and have one hell of a mental health day.
I didn’t want to stare at the image for too long in case you’d uploaded a rather mean-spirited animated gif instead of the usual static image. You know the kind – ‘look closely at the mantelpiece… closer… notice anything? Go on, get closAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHGHHHHH’
You know, I was thinking the exact same thing. Except, I did stare at the image waiting for it to happen. Apparently, I love freaking myself out.
I can see the tour now:
“Is this one of those crack houses where someone was drowned in the tub? Oh the body is still there? Is there a removal fee? Ok… It certainly is a fixer-upper…”
OMG! I’m within walking distance of this place! I kind of want to stop by after work and do some paranormal investigating…
Do it! At least peek in the front window and see if you can see that mirror over the fireplace … Ok, seriously, don’t. Who knows what would follow you home.
I think I saw this house featured on “First 48″
eh… it’s a fixer upper…
LMAO this is great! Is there an actual person (body?) in the tub?
As long as it’s in a neighborhood with a lot of OTHER abandoned, vandalized, pirate/geisha skeleton haunted houses, I’m sure the price is right.
It looks like one of those places they show in books and on tv with the words ‘The victim was last seen here.’
And there’s a creepy dooooll… that always follows you…
Immediately thought of Jonathan Coulton upon seeing this.
If the agent has no knowledge of the condition of the property, who the hell took the picture? LOL
Sure as hell beats paying off a $350,000.00 mortgage though.
OMG It’s been sold, to whom, I dare not imagine… BUT LOOK! YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE WINDOW.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=10014+pinehurst+st+detroit+mi&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=10014+Pinehurst+St,+Detroit,+Wayne,+Michigan+48204&gl=us&ei=mFqGS_-eMIqd4QahgNm3Dw&ved=0CAcQ8gEwAA&ll=42.370593,-83.165646&spn=0.010923,0.01929&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=42.370511,-83.165639&panoid=2_eX7YYBIb79bD5fbGAYcw&cbp=12,63.72,,2,0.9
Hey! It’s Manny Calavera! He must be looking for lost souls and there’s a ton of them in Detroit!
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This is a known crack house in a know crack neighborhood.The only thing out of the ordinary here is the run a way imaginations.
Damn…They’ve been here already…ya…This place is “ram-shacked”…
I cant tell how they forced their way in through…Usally the front door is ether breached, blown in, kicked down, or there would be a big hole where the door would be…