Comments on: Organizational Tip

By: THE RESISTANCE

THE RESISTANCE — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:16:04 +0000

-Enters through door…then takes notice of the interrior-

“O-****!”

-full-automatic weapon fire-

THIS HOUSE IS EVIL

By: Sara

Sara — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:06:07 +0000

It lives with a polar bear. What do you expect?

By: Bridgit

Bridgit — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:15:38 +0000

Um, what about the possessed kitty?

By: Wide Awake Wife

Wide Awake Wife — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:48:07 +0000

I love the cat in the photo! I bet my cats would have that polar bear on the floor and shredded in no time. Imagine the sound when that thing comes down!

By: Babs

Babs — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:29:54 +0000

Okay, but I bet that cat has a great time climbing the bear.

By: Lisa W

Lisa W — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:53:35 +0000

And when I was bad, Mumsy and Dad made me sit in the red rocker and tell all my dirty secrets to Polar Bear Nanny. They said I had to stay there until my filthy soul was clean, or Nanny would eat me.
That was when the eating disorders began…

By: jenjen

jenjen — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:12:31 +0000

I bet they have it for the sheer amusement value of scaring the crap out of guests who walk in and JESUS CHRIST IT’S A POLAR BEAR! I wonder if they keep a mop handy in the living room to clean up the pee.

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:03:08 +0000

I saw a mounted polar bear in a house in Montana about fifteen years ago. The brass plate on the base said it had been shot in the Yukon in the early Fifties, presumably legally. It was merely the biggest example of the taxidermist’s craft in the room… people who go for this can go for it in a very big way, often to the point of sheer creepiness. All too often.

Those mounted animal skins are a pain to move. I’ve helped people move them, pack them, ship them, put them up high on walls: they’re generally a lot lighter than the animal was, but they’re clumsy and surprisingly delicate. I suspect that that’s why they show up in listings even when nowadays they lessen the appeal of a house for almost everyone: just try moving the blasted things.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:34:57 +0000

That IS strange. I always put my polar bear in a bowl on a table in the front hall.

By: Justine

Justine — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:01:38 +0000

Since Wednesday and Pugsly have grown, the Addams live in a smaller place now. They brought “Polar Bear”, “Bear Rug”, and “Cousin IT” with them.