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“Okay, guys — on the count of three, we’ll pounce! One… two…”

Found By: Colleen

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  1. Donna says:

    I was going to leave a comment, but words fail me…

  2. Blu says:

    If this wasn’t in listed under Texas I would suggest photoshop was used, as it is I will just have a little cry

  3. Derelict says:

    I guess the owner fancies himself a mighty hunter. The taxidermied 10-month-old male lion (along with the juvenile bear) tend to demonstrate otherwise.

    • Glory von Hathor says:

      My thoughts exactly. ‘Well done, dude. You killed Simba, and a variety of Bambis.’

      If it helps at all, adolescent lions typically slaughter all the baby lion cubs when they rejoin a pride, in order to establish a line of their own.

      • Zock says:

        No, that… doesn’t really help ;___; *sobs*

        (Just to prevent any possible flames erupting because of this, I’m kidding? Okay? Don’t yell at me for being critical, or yell at Hathor for making me cry.)

  4. Bug says:

    What a lovely room of death.

  5. Why is this the only picture of the interior of the house?

  6. Bryan says:

    I can’t…I just…I mean…

  7. Dawn says:

    Why do I feel sorry for the animals?

    I’d like to do the same thing to the guy who put them in the room … and free the others.

  8. Steve says:

    I’d like to know how they managed to hang the deer off the window.

  9. JMixx says:

    Single-handedly responsible for the Endangered Species Act?

    Maybe they couldn’t show pics of other rooms because then everyone would see their stuffed and mounted California Condor, Bald Eagle, and Florida Panther.

  10. eeee says:

    And it’s listed at just under $10 million dollars! What a bargain.

    I really hope that’s a typo.

    • Angie says:

      Typo? Are you literate? It’s for 3800 acres in some of the most desirable country in Texas. It’s got native and exotic game. And a year-round water source. Who cares about the guy’s decorating style for his 6000+ sq ft house…this ranch has absolutely everything you could ever want in a property. And he’d probably take the mounts with him when he left!

      Besides, didn’t y’all know…all of us down in Texas are gun-toting, right-wing nutjobs who all love to hunt? Yeah…you probably wouldn’t want to visit…

  11. LMA says:

    “Seeeeeee, myyyyyyy, vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest …”

    Come on, I can’t be the first one who saw this picture and thought of that song from the Simpsons!

  12. Anna says:

    I dont buy it! There is one hung on the window… it was photoshop!

  13. Land of shimp says:

    If you belong to PETA, and then you kill someone, and die?

    This is where you will spend all eternity.

    The guy who did this, because you know it’s a guy, he’s going to spend all eternity in a place where the animals are armed. Holy smokes dude, I’m all for the food chain, but crikey.

  14. A polar bear fell on me says:

    Isn’t this where they shot the end of Roadhouse?

  15. ex-agent says:

    Funny. I listed a house that had almost this many once. True Story:

    Me: About this room… Do you have a place where you can store the trophies until after the sale?
    Husband: I like them. I think they add class. (Yes, he seriously said that)
    Me: Well, they might offend some people and we don’t want to scare away any potential buyers.
    Husband: If they don’t like it, they don’t need to buy the damn house.
    Me: I see. Well, it will help to make the room look bigger, too.
    Wife: That makes sense.

    Nothing else I said did though. In the end they moved them all. But the moose head with the 5′ rack took a couple weeks to find a home.

  16. pepsibookcat says:

    This makes me think of 2 things:

    1. Remember in Poltergeist? Ya know…the graves under the pool? All the ghosts? Yeah, this is the recipe for the Wild Kingdom version of Poltergeist.

    2. I have some vague idea in my head of some lovely, sincere, wise, elderly Native American gentlemen moaning in anguish and muttering something about “unsettled spirits” and “familiars.”

  17. Dannie O* says:

    Who in their right mind shoot a little Dik-dik!? (the little deer things)


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