Soooo… if someone opens the freezer door, what would you see? Just the groins and legs of these two tipsy beachcombers? Intriguing. So intriguing that, if you look at the listing (click on “Found By,” below) you’ll see that the real estate agent has included a second photo of the kitchen:
But, as of this writing, the painted fridge is still in the listing as well. And the painted groins. Just waiting for you. Waiting. Patiently waiting.
Found By: Cathy M
-
-
Copy & paste this:
I can’t believe you missed the chance to make a Lady GaGa joke!
Oh wait. Yes I can.
I am ignoring her, as I don’t want to encourage that sort of behavior. (I learned how to do that at parenting school)
Groins and legs and saggy, saggy boobs. If only I had a hundred thou sitting around . . .
You know, “It’s a beach house!” Shouldn’t automatically translate into: “The rules of decor no longer apply!”
Wow, that’s a bright place.
Topsail (pronounced TOP-suhl) is a nice place to vacation, by the way. Quiet and not too far from Wilmington.
Well, with the “before” and “after” pictures, it looks like Real Estate is taking a few hints from “high fashion” in their advertising. Won’t be long and we’ll start seeing realty listings on PhotoShopDisasters.com
This is one of those “Can you find the 10 differences between these two pictures?” puzzles. Naked people on the fridge is an easy one. Candle on the counter, mess on the bulletin board, dish rag on the wall, crooked picture, coffee pot, and paper towels are kind of harder. I’m having trouble with the last three.
lights on/lights off, trash can in top one and corner of rug in top one. Teamwork – we has it.
Yikes, that’s pretty taste specific.
That’s also a lot of ice-cream colors to throw on the walls in 523 square feet. I like color, don’t get me wrong but one bedroom and one bathroom in a condo probably shouldn’t sport quite that many, at once.
It looks like a Baskin Robbins Sherbet section hurled its cookies in there.
The last three: the missing trash can, the faucet has been turned and the rug is not visible.
What’s up with picture number 7? Are those “sleeping berths” built into the wall on the right like on a ship?
I’m guessing it’s so the kids don’t have to sleep on the sofa. good idea, the kids get their own space…
I do believe this is a “clothing optional” beach. Yeah, that’s it. Why else would the last photo of the cavorting couple in the water be taken from such a discrete distance? Even the 31-Flavors flip flops were peeled off and mounted on the hallway walls.
The left painting is not hanging straight anymore after the photoshop.
If they threw in a few gallons of Benjamin Moore’s Decorator White, I’d buy it.
The painting of the two semi-naked, drunken women is copied from a greeting card (which I received on my last birthday from a friend despite being a bit younger and less saggy then the pictured women).