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Ho Ho Ho….ly Crap That's Creepy!

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Funny-Real Estate-Photo-Santa!

If only I had the computer skills, all these little Santa heads would be moving back and forth while a MIDI recording of “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” played (maybe one from here, yikes). But sorry, no: you don’t get to see all that. And isn’t it a shame? But I can’t spend any more time on this post, as my kids are running around and might burst in and see it and then get all confused about how there’s more than one Santa, and even if there is more than one Santa, why is the body to head ratio so wrong in the bottom photo and they’d get scared and now I’m getting a bit scared too and I think I’d better go.

(Found By: Meemyi. And if you like that, you might like this…)

Funny-Real Estate-Photo-Ho ho ho..ly crap!

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  1. LYNLEE says:

    Not only that, but how is it there are four bodies and only three heads in that last one? Now I’m scared!

  2. Dawn says:

    Body to head ratio? Well, there seems to be a missing head in the bottom photo. However, I think the severed Santa head can be found in the other photo, atop the couch. I think what is most frightening here is the fact that not only is it Santa, but it’s a severed head.

  3. roballen says:

    “Oh, no need for you to come and take photos, Ms. Realtor. We have some beautiful family shots from last Christmas that showcase the living room PERFECTLY.”

  4. EL Fay says:

    What are those people even doing there? It’s a real estate listing, not a Facebook album. They’re just blocking our view of the room. Was someone too lazy to tell open their mouth and tell the people to move?

  5. Seems like it would be easier to take new photos than to go through all the trouble of santa-heading your old photos, but that’s just me.

  6. Naomi says:

    why are they in the pictures? are they included with the house? if they are, i’d have to keep looking. i don’t want creepy cut/paste santas in my home.

  7. Babs says:

    I don’t believe for one second that house is in New Zealand. It’s too… normal.

  8. JKT says:

    It looks from the listing like this is a rental, and those are probably the current tenants…so yes, they do come with the property!

  9. “Polytechnic”? That’s a word we don’t have in the States.

  10. Esser-Z says:

    Holy crap. It’s the Evil Santa Head!

    (I used that same image in a… thing I made a few years back)


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