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Third Boxcar, Midnight Train / Destination… uh… Christchurch, New Zealand.

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“Need more room for the Family? How about a value for money holiday batch / crib?” asks the listing. By crib they do mean, like, crib, not crib, right? They’re planning on this being a hangout for teenagers, not for infants? Because I don’t  think you’re supposed to keep children in shipping containers. If I’m wrong please correct me. No, really, correct me. I could do with a wee bit of alone time, and a shipping container would be cheaper than a babysitter over time.

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  1. MarcyLoo says:

    This kinda reminds me of that show on HGTV where they proudly show off tiny offbeat homes & how the occupants have utilized every inch of living space…but this is really extreme!

  2. VillageCat says:

    Actually, there are companies selling homes made from shipping containers. Any country with a trade deficit has mountains (literally) of these things piled up. You can melt them down and recycle the steel, but that takes a lot of energy. Just google for shipping container homes, and see what you get.

    • Madness says:

      Yeah, but they usually DO something with the containers besides just plopping them down on the ground in a row …

    • Michael says:

      There is a company called ContainerCity which builds entire projects from containers. But they repaint them and add windows all round.

      http://www.containercity.com/home.html

    • TacoMagic says:

      By that same token I had a friend who spent a summer living out of a self service storage fascility. Amazingly they didn’t catch him for 3 months because their “Security Guard” was a 70 year old man who spent his time watching Nick at Night rather than survailence.

      For $60 a month you got a heated 4′ x 8′ room.

      Apparently all you need is a bed, a flashlight, a gym pass, and a 24 hour Super Wallmart across the street.

      • Michael says:

        I’ll keep that in mind if I have nowhere else to stay – a new self-storage block has just been built close to where I work. I could do with a crash-out pad

        Of course, there probably isn’t an electric socket in the room, so that does make using a laptop a bit tricky. But then again, you could use an exercise bike to charge the battery.

  3. Johanna in exile says:

    It’s district 9 for humans!!!

  4. Jen Gagne says:

    “batch / crib”? Wha? What’s a batch?

    • KiwiBloke says:

      They misspelled “bach” (apparently originally short for “bachelor’s house”, given their comparatively small size and modest amenities), which is the North Island term for a holiday house, usually by a beach. “Crib” is the equivalent South Island term, and has nothing whatsoever to do with babies or black Americans’ houses.

      • Zerotime says:

        Not that “bach” isn’t used in the South – that’s what my relatives call their holiday house.

        • KiwiBloke says:

          True, and I’ll concede that there may well be North Island ones whose owners call them “cribs”. But that’s the general naming convention explained anyway.

          What still remains to be explained is who would think plonking a row of containers down and installing an interior is nice! I know that a family in Wellington won some sort of architecture award for their containers-stacked-on-a-cliff-below-a-landfill-makes-a-lovely-home effort, and our next prisons will be made out of containers welded together, but really – what were these people thinking!

  5. Jen Gagne says:

    P.S.: Pretty sure this is where Harry Morgan found Dexter.

  6. Jen in Toronto says:

    A bach or a crib is a cottage or holiday home in ‘Kiwi-ese’. Most of the ones I’ve been to are a little bigger than this one.

  7. Orix says:

    I went down to look at these… people are renting them.

  8. Blu says:

    A ‘Batch’ is a holiday home, in New Zealand it is quite common when you buy a holiday section to just have a toilet/shower installed and camp on it for a few years. The shipping containers are simply the next step.

    • mstmompj says:

      Thanks for explaining. Now I know that, should I ever visit N.Z., I don’t have to run away quickly if a nice gentleman offers to show me his batch.

  9. InsertPithyNickname says:

    Actually, with just a little modification, seems the perfect space for the inevitable zombie infestation. That blue one looks like it only has one point of entry, making it much easier to defend.

  10. Kelly says:

    I think they need to be at least Tweens before you can lock them in there. But I might get one for my 20-something.

  11. CanadaGoose says:

    Up here in British Columbia, these containers are sometimes converted into “grow ops” — that is, farms for our largest export: BC Bud.

  12. Lyndsey Catastrophe says:

    i read the description on this and i loved the part where it said that electricity is supplied with an extension cord.
    But its not the worst idea i’ve ever seen, I would enjoy a good place to escape my family so that i can have some privacy, provided of course its properly insulated.

  13. pepperjackcandy says:

    Need more room for the Family?

    Why does this make the theme from The Godfather go through my head?

  14. Kerrick says:

    I think I saw this on http://container-life.com/

    …well, maybe not.

  15. Burris says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that’s freakin’ cool? :)

  16. John says:

    You know, once you read the actual listing, it’s hardly an odd finding. It fact it sounds like a sensible approach if you need temporary space.

  17. holycowbatman says:

    Should I even ask where the one bathroom is? And I don’t know the exchange rate but it says $120/wk – that is about $500/month! For a container…

    • Michelle says:

      You’re looking at just under US$90 per week I think. The $120 could be a little steep, but not unreasonable here :-)

  18. Park ‘em in downtown Austin and stack several on top of each other, charge $5000 a month for them, and BAM! Instant Status Symbol.

  19. dono1 says:

    And you know what the best part is? Free shipping!

  20. They are getting quite popular here – so much that they are now planning to use them in the prisons to solve the overcrowding!

  21. I just realized that trying to live in something like this in my area would be a disaster. The first summer day in Central Texas that hits three digits, and that thing goes from groovy bachelor nook to not-so-groovy bachelor oven.

  22. Limejellogirl says:

    Ah, just the thing for rail-hopping hobos when they want to put down roots and settle down.

  23. FuzzyWuzzy says:

    Here we see the all-new FEMA trailer, just in time for the 2009 hurricane season.

  24. Ruthie says:

    My parents lived in a quonset hut http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quonset_hut as married student housing in Ames, Iowa in the 70s (before I was born).

    Not too different, if you think about it. They did say it got awfully cold.

    Shipping container houses always remind me of The Boxcar Children, though. Anyone ever read those books? :-)

  25. Vivian says:

    Johanna beat me to it… the ones sold in Texas can come with AC.

    Has anyone looked into this as a solution for housing the homeless, I wonder? It would beat sleeping in the street.

    • Johanna in exile says:

      Be nice too if we could export these to places where people live in cardboard shacks with families. That would solve a really big problem!

  26. Jane says:

    Aww, no one has mentioned The Boxcar Children? :)

  27. Stef says:

    For lots of much, much better architectural designs from Giant Lego Blocksshipping containers, please check out http://www.fabprefab.com/fabfiles/containerbayhome.htm

    Especially worth viewing is the c320 studio from Studio Hybrid here in Seattle (see http://www.hybridseattle.com/), where we have a great surplus of containers coming in from Asia.

  28. Angel says:

    “Supplied with extention cord for power.”

    Well, thank goodness!

  29. TacoMagic says:

    You know, if you added a rubbish burn barrel and a few cardboard boxes…

  30. Krista says:

    I have a friend who works for the State Dept. and was stationed in Kabul for a year. She said that’s what they lived in…….when you think about it, it is a decent solution for those temporary assignments. They shipped her belongings home in it when her assignment was over–she didn’t have to pack a thing!

  31. Maura says:

    I really want to have a snarky laugh at this listing’s expense, but all I can think is…

    I want one.

    I am so weird.

    • Johanna in exile says:

      I too am oddly drawn by this listing. I wish my backyard was big enough for one, then my hubby would have his “manhole”. Or, I would have my sewing room, whichever.

  32. LMA says:

    Surely I’m not the only student of architectural history here!? Does no one else here recognize Le Corbusier’s theme from “Towards a New Architecture:” “the home is a machine for living?” There was an illustration in there of his design for modular living that depicted a giant hand reaching into a stack of shipping container apartments and pulling one of them out to demonstrate his industrial ideal. A drawing that has haunted me since I first saw it in 1981.

    I kid you not. :shudder:

    Apparently New Zealanders thrive on my nightmares.

  33. Jack says:

    They are actually considering housing prisoners in shipping containers here in NZ so I’m surprised that they’re actually trying to sell them…the Ministry of Justice might be interested.

  34. Kismet says:

    Here in New Zealand (how amazing we really have featured!) crib or bach is a local term for a holiday home.

    • Johanna in exile says:

      When I think of the concept “holiday home” I think of a happy place. Since I have never been to New Zealand, can you explain to me the appeal of a shipping container as a holiday home? I don’t understand.

  35. Dusty says:

    This site http://www.littlediggs.com/ has some interesting tiny houses, beach homes, and living concepts. Also links to other small living accomodations.

  36. Tracey says:

    Screw the Boxcar kids, am I the only one here who’s read Snow Crash, a cyberpunk novel by Neal Stephenson? The main character is living (with a roommate!) in a storage facility at the opening of the story.

  37. Mike Siebert says:

    Good way to travel by train..you could bring your car along too as so you wouldnt need to rent one.

  38. Marc says:

    i found this cooperation. http://www.twotimestwentyfeet.com/

    they even manufakture big Container buildings

    http://www.twotimestwentyfeet.com/p/hilfiger_w2011


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