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Cure For Saturday Night Fever

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“Motivated seller!” says the listing. And why? Because they can’t stop imagining what it would feel like to gnaw on the walls with their fillings. *zap zap zap*

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Loveliest comment, by dono1: You could probably get $1,450,000 for it if you cash it in at the recycling center.

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  1. KatieMB says:

    Perfect house for the conspiracy theorist! No alien’s or gov’t big brother gonna get me now!

  2. Grunthos says:

    The Daleks were found some time ago. Finally we have uncovered the secret base of the Cybermen.

  3. Grani says:

    Spooky!

  4. It’s a deprogramming room for former Disco Cult members!

  5. Rillion says:

    A million and a half dollars will get me THIS? Seriously?

  6. dono1 says:

    You could probably get $1,450,000 for it if you cash it in at the recycling center.

  7. The Riddler says:

    I can imagine Elvis Presley walking through that door at any moment…

  8. Land of shimp says:

    That glitter better be coming from a fair number of diamonds, otherwise there’s no excuse on earth for paying 1.4 million and ending up with linoleum floors.

    Is that in a great neighborhood or something? Otherwise it seems like that prices is…optimistic, to say the least.

  9. bryn says:

    wouldn’t you want to put magnets in all your pockets and socks and then see how far you can crawl up the walls? great for hide-and-seek, no one would ever look on the ceiling (at least not the first time)

  10. Katie says:

    Hey, it comes with an antenna too!!

    ?

  11. Susan says:

    Well, the average price in the neighborhood is close to $2 million — and it is a great neighborhood. Which doesn’t excuse the disco room. ..

  12. Vivian says:

    Did anyone notice that the last three blog entries involve strange choices in wall covering? We’ve got tile, carpet, and now… er…. bling?

    We need to complete the set with a room covered in shingles, or something like that.

  13. ACH says:

    I’ll feel right at home in my aluminum foil hat that keeps the CIA from knowing what I’m thinking.
    It’s Lovely, I’ll take it.

    Roidy

  14. francesbean says:

    What kills me is that the rest of the house seems pretty normal. WTF here they thinking?

  15. Patricia says:

    When I was little, my cousin had metallic wallpaper and purple shag carpeting. We used to LOVE to rub our feet back and forth on the carpet and then touch the wallpaper to hear “zap” and feel a little shock.

  16. Krista says:

    I love that they upgraded the kitchen but left the linoleum floors.

  17. Dannie O* says:

    One could go blind with one of those 3,000 candle flash lights thingys.


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