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Perfect for Howard (Mandel or Hughes, your pick)

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The sink on the left is for your left hand. The sink on the right is for your right hand. The sink in the middle…

Found by: Tiff P

Loveliest comment, by em: Pink is my signature color. Sinks are my signature accessory.

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  1. Gargomon says:

    At least the garden had nice drainage..

  2. Vivian says:

    I can’t escape the feeling that the whole thing looks like a hospital ward. Maternity ward? Maybe all the sinks are for bathing multiple babies.

  3. They couldn’t invest in some doors for the cupboards?

  4. Farter says:

    It’s a barely converted hair salon and they want nearly 900k au dollars (about $800k US dollars? Yeah, a couple blocks from the beach, but still a crack smoking amount of money.

  5. em says:

    Pink is my signature color.
    Sinks are my signature accessory.

  6. The sink in the corner is miffed at being the odd sink out.

    • Magister Ludi says:

      But wait! That’s not all. The bedroom with the FOUR sinks in it has a bathroom off of it with, presumably, yet ANOTHER sink! And this is one of the bed and breakfast rooms? The whole thing strikes me as rather “Hotel California”!

      Ye gods, I have never seen anything so bizarre.

    • Johanna in exile says:

      According to the listing “Features:Extra car spaces, Business car, shop” Not one thing about anthropomorphic sinks! Again, a realtor selling their property short.

  7. em says:

    Oh,and everything in Australia is completely insane price-wise. Even by California standards. Which are completely insane. I hope people in Australia make boatloads of money.

  8. Cathmelar says:

    The whole bedroom must totally reek of coloring chemicals and industrial strength shampoo! I must say it’s kinda cool that you don’t have to get out of bed to wash your hair – you just have to sit up, lean back, work up a lather and rinse! :)

  9. And I was thinking it looked a lot like my veterinarian’s office, if they tried to sell it as a house.

  10. It gives me the impression of a, um, “high traffic” bedroom arrangement, if you catch my drift…

  11. veg-o-matic says:

    Vivian, I’m with you: it looks like an upscale hospital room.

    Four sinks in the bedroom. FOUR sinks.

    In. The. Bedroom.

    WTF?

  12. Samuel says:

    Gee, I wonder what there favourite color is? I bet the first owners had a beauty salon, notice the middle sink is made to wash hair in… the other sinks, well idk… I hope the boat comes with it…

  13. Dawn says:

    You can your hair done and a massage all in one place.

    How convenient!

  14. Dawn says:

    It looks very clinical.

  15. bikerchick says:

    What is up with the Kontiki kitchen? There must not be any food prepared in there because all the sinks are in the bedroom!

  16. Sophie says:

    It’s a sink hole…

  17. caseymay says:

    your caption for this place should have been “Perfect for Howard (Mandel or Hughes, your PINK)” hahahaha…so very punny

  18. Chad Schofield says:

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am washing your hands again.

  19. Michael says:

    On the website, it is described as a converted hairdresser and ‘massage salon’”.

  20. Caryn says:

    I’m feeling sick to my stomach…..I think I’ll go to the Pepto Bismal room and lay down. At least there are sinks close by if I need to get sick.

  21. bryn says:

    There also seem to be fridges in the bedroom, in the two corners not occupied by sinks.
    I would say that this place is not so much a converted hair salon, as a closed and currently being lived in salon. Converted indicates some actual… well, conversion really. More than just plonking a bed in certainly.

    • Michael says:

      I would guess that the corner sink was used for mixing/rinsing hair dye/bleach. Reassuring to see that there is a fire extinguisher nearby.
      There is a pile of towels there as well. I wonder if the bed doubles as a waiting area sofa during the daytime?

  22. Pixdownunder says:

    sigh… only in Queensland. At least chair seems to have gone upmarket and is planning an overseas trip in pic 4- or global domination.

  23. Margaret says:

    Lady Macbeth would love this room.

  24. Mr.Mike says:

    Obviously where the seven dwarves now abide…


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