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The Profundities of Real Estate Listings

We have creation:

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Summer:

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Fall:

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And, inevitably, death:

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But wait! It doesn’t have to end there! For we have spring, and rebirth (cue: choir of angels):

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Ah, all of creation, right here.

Found by Scott (sorry, no working link), Sarah, Anna K, Sara K, and Wesley C.

The loveliest comment, by Land of shimp, is right here…

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  1. mystic_eye_cda says:

    The creation and summer photos aren’t working for me.
    The only ones I see are fall and rebirth, I don’t even get a broken link for the others.

    It seems that fall and rebirth have absolute links (starting with http:// and containing the whole url) and the others have relative links. I don’t know the structure of your file system, as my wordpress blog doesn’t have an upload photo. If I had to guess I’d say you need ../../ instead of just ../ because you have to go up two levels.

  2. Rob says:

    Awww. I can’t see pictures. :(

  3. MarcyLoo says:

    Call me strange but I kinda like the trees in the dining area (if they just weren’t so obviously jointed…are those trees PAINTED on the blinds or are the trees outside…can’t tell from the pics? I’ve often though of painting trees on my bedroom miniblinds to go with my woodsy them in there and wondered how it would look

  4. Layla says:

    The perfect tagline for these homes: Experience the great outdoors inside your own home!

  5. Yudo Nomi says:

    Forget the paintings – nothing says “class” like Beanie Babies hanging from the ceiling fan chains…

  6. Burris says:

    My internal monologue:

    “Well, that’s kinda neat, but not really my thing.”

    “I think an autumn mural might be nice. The folks at LovelyListing are being too hard on this homeowner.”

    “Ohhh, I like the deep shades of gree…WTF? Is that…OMG! I hope that wasn’t in a child’s bedroom.”

    • Chrystalyn says:

      I got the feeling that was the kid’s room too… But I guess it’s never to early to introduce the idea of imminent death and provide fodder for nightmares for years to come.

      BTW, conviniently placed column in the first pic…

  7. Land of shimp says:

    Whoa. So that house with the rebirth photo in it? World’s most sedate house. Really, it looks like it was decorated by the most prim and proper Nana you ever met.

    Then you get to the kitchen nook and it looks like some Wood Sprite went to town in some rite of spring.

    Way to cut loose there. It’s all Neutral, neutral. Kind of outdated and neutral. “You voted for Ike, didn’t you? Neutral.” And then BAM…leaves on the ceiling.

    I wonder if she got into the cooking sherry?

  8. Faith says:

    They want 375k for that 3/2!

    http://www.movoto.com/real-estate/homes-for-sale/GA/Atlanta/90-Highland-Dr-421_2763748.htm

    (No pictures of those murals, though, in that listing)

    • Michael says:

      Every seems normal until picture 8, when the owners seem to have decided to have a natural all-wood study. This costs a bit more than expected, so they save money by not plastering and papering one wall in picture 9. Feeling guilty about cutting down those trees for the study, they decide to create a temple room for the trees whose lives were sacrificed for this vanity (pictures 11 and 12).

  9. TasmanianDevil says:

    DO WANT.

  10. Suzanne says:

    I’m guilty of actually liking that last one. I think it’s pretty well done and even the first one isn’t a bad job. Gaudy, but in a better way than usual.

  11. Naomi says:

    if i wanted to look like i was outside i’d go outside.

    • Jessi says:

      Well, what is you wanted it to look like you were outside, but someplace else? For instance, what if you lived in Belize, but wanted a room to look like the outdoors in Alaska?


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