wwoooOOOooooo I think I have some sort of post-Halloween sugar hangover lingering, because I’m hallucinating the strangest things here. It’s like a “Spot What’s Wrong!” quiz for kids, but in real estate listing form. Can you find the upside-down glowy snowman? How about the Victorian carpet-factory machinery ready to plunge from the ceiling and crush the little urchins? The dandy artist, sketching a dinosaur? The pink pony? The altar for human sacrifices? The little elves dancing around my monitor ooooooooooooooooo pretty ooooo
Found By: Kari B
Loveliest comment, by cc: Now I see what they mean when real estate agents say, “You know, you really could do just about anything with this room.”
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I see a giraffe!
Also, my ten-year-old son’s first comment upon seeing the picture, “Is that one of those ‘what’s wrong?’ pictures?”
Did I say that I love this site? Did I? I do! :]
It’s okay to say it multiple times.
He looks like one of the cartoon people from Paddington Bear!
Yes! Now I’ll be humming the theme tune all day.
I’ve found something else, too – all the exclamation marks ever in the world have found their way into the description.
! <–one escaped
*giggle* time for an exclamation point rodeo ya’ll!
And if you look at the rest of the house… Why would you paint a bedroom blood red? I see a red room & I want to paint it… something soothing!
What the heck is hanging from that ceiling?! Is that some sort of square ugly chandelier, or a laser designed to slice sexy British super-spies in half while the owner strokes his fuzzy white cat?
I think it’s a video projector.
Still, I’m not sure which wall it would project onto or where you would sit to watch it.
There’s a rolled-up projector screen mounted near the ceiling on the wall above the snowman. Bring your own chair.
The black line on the ceiling above the snowman – that’s the projector screen.
No, no, no, y’all! It’s the table you put the spy on! It conveniently rolls up into the ceiling when you’re not carving them like Thanksgiving turkey! Roll with me here, people!
It’s a dojo for 80′s-era Hannah-Barbera cartoon characters.
Mu-ka!
“Well, we finished putting in the hardwood floor, but there is all this extra floor left over. What should we do with it?”
“Hmm, well we could put some hardwood down in another room, or replace some of the stuff with the dry rot.”
“No, wait. I’ve got a perfect idea for it! And it’s just so crazy it might just work… the only problem is I don’t think there is enough here to do the ceiling too.”
“Wait, what?”
Now I see what they mean when real estate agents say, “You know, you really could do just about anything with this room.”
Am I crazy or do you see a reflection in the floor of cartoon-daddy-lawyer’s socks too? That would imply to me one of two things: Either he really IS there, for whatever reason, or this is a VERY professional photoshop job.
If only I lived in Wisconsin. I would throw the biggest rollerskating parties the Midwest had ever seen.
“Om…o-o-o-o-om…OOOOOMMM…”
“There is nothing about to fall on my head, OMMMM…”
“Cardboard Man canNOT be watching me, OOOMMMM…”
“I CAN put Chairs in my house…they will not hunt down and eat me or the rest of my furniture, OOOOMMMMM…”
I think you will still need a mosquito net for all the escaping “!!!!!”
I don’t care if this house was once owned by V.C. Andrews and she kept her children locked in that attic. I would buy this house for the built-in bookshelves/library!!
Paper lawyer can stay and keep an eye on those naughty kids.
While the exclamation points run rampant, all the commas have taken refuge on those red chairs in the living room. Shhhhh….don’t tell anyone they’re hiding there!
ugh, who installs track lighting in a Victorian house? That just kills me….The other light fixtures are hideous too, but they are hideous in a way that’s much closer to the style of the house.
As far as ‘finished attic room’ goes, I think with a little more wood paneling, it could be a combination Yoga Studio and Steam Room – absolutely perfect for Bikram!
I count FIVE rooms furnished with sofas. Do these people sell sofas or something?
I see a monolith…
I like the floors =)