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Funny-Real Estate-Photo-Hottup In LIving Room

Oooh, it’s tempting. A nice  hot tub there in the living room, just the right spot of kicking back under the air conditioner… but the real estate agent forgot to play up the best feature. Fortunately I have my Excellent Photoshop SkillsTM to help the agent out with:

do I need to be clear that the listing didn't actually have the Olympic judges?

There. Now I’ll buy it.

Found By: Emily

Loveliest comment, by Quark: Another bonus is that you can wash the cat or dog without getting the bathroom all messy.

Hottup In Living Room-screen

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  1. It’s a baptismal! Really! @.@

  2. TacoMagic says:

    I think the Russians are bribing the French judges again.

    There, not nearly as cliché.

  3. Dawn says:

    Ah, just right for privacy … you can draw the shades and enjoy nude hot tubbing …

    Isn’t that what everyone wants?

    … Hello?

  4. Michael says:

    There’s a large plasma screen TV and three sets of sofas right in front of the pool. Perfect for allowing the film crew and cast for previewing the final product before going on sale.

  5. Vivian says:

    Window AC unit in Texas? How ghetto. You’re nobody unless you have central AC.

    • Vivian says:

      Looking at the rest of the listing, I sure do hope that house does have central AC. I can’t imagine trying to cool off those split-level rooms with window units. Maybe the hot tub is on a converted patio area that wasn’t hooked in to the rest of the house.

      • E says:

        To be fair, it looks like this room was an addition that
        probably started out as a sun room or porch that they
        enclosed. It isn’t too strange to have a hot tub in
        your sunroom/enclosed porch, or put in a window A/C
        unit. Kind of strange to turn into such a living room
        looking place though.

      • Judging from the exterior shots of the house, it sure looks that way. But why they set up the deck like that is…freaky. Seriously freaky, in an “I’m ashamed to think that’s just a few hours from my house” kind of freaky. Did anyone notice the fancy lighting that spotlights the tub? Sure, nothing untoward or in the least bit ree-skay happened there. Nope. Not at all.

        Nope. It’s still a baptismal. Yep. Just a nice, innocent baptismal. Nice and innocent…white robes…happy families…choir singing…*twitch*

  6. Margaret says:

    I love how the stick figure with only a “2″ is moving toward a fetal position.

  7. JMixx says:

    “George! GEORGE! IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING! YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH AGAIN, DIDN’T YOU? COME TO BED!”

    *snrk* “Huh? Wha-? Oh. COMING, BERNICE!”

    *yawn*
    *skritch skritch skritch*
    *shuffle shuffle*

    “What the-? AaaAAAIIIEEE!”

    *SPLASH*

  8. Melba says:

    If the rest of the house weren’t so boring (where’s the velvet? the mirrors?) I’d snatch this one up. A hot tub in the living room is a fabulous way to multi-task. Watch TV and bathe at the same time. What more could you ask for?

    • Quark says:

      Another bonus is that you can wash the cat or dog without getting the bathroom all messy.

      • Melba says:

        Yes, it could serve many purposes.

        I had a dream last night about living in this house. I THINK it was a good dream, but I only vaguely remember it upon looking at this listing again.

  9. Moody says:

    No, but this is passe… “In Russia, Photoshops you!”

  10. LMA says:

    The listing says it has three full baths … is that including, or in addition to, the one in front of the large screen TV in the living room?

  11. Stetla says:

    What?! A 2? Damn, that East German judge! My hot tub routine was flawless! FLAWLESS!!!

  12. Justawonderin says:

    You guys are all crazy! This a LOVELY, LOVELY attempt at creating an entertainment room. Theater seating. Climate control. Bidet.

  13. Kathleen says:

    I’ve always wanted a living room that included the threat of drowning. Sold!


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