Oh, no! Rover! What have you done?
Found By: Tasha
Loveliest comment, by Madness: If you really want to sell this place, I’d say the second thing you’d want to remove is the bloody mattress. The first thing would be the dead body.
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SCHMOOOOOO! Poor Schmoo is ashamed of wetting the bed and hides behind the door in the hopes no one will notice him
I….
Um.
I feel dirty just looking at that bed. Ick.
That actually made me a little bit nauseous…
Oh thanks, I hadn’t barfed yet today.
Um…that is NOT the color of urine.
“Mother! What have you done? Blood, Mother, blood!”
*funny little smile plays around the corners of Norman Bates’s mouth*
“No risk of previous tenant returning. NO ACCESS TO BASEMENT PERMITTED.”
Because that’s where the body is buried….
Basement Graveyard is a selling point.
If you really want to sell this place, I’d say the second thing you’d want to remove is the bloody mattress. The first thing would be the dead body.
Best comment yet! ROFL!
Oh no, it’s a blancmange – it’ll turn Waldo into a Scotsman and he’ll never be able to play tennis well again!
What? No one has mentioned the clip yet? What in the heck was THAT all about??
In the 1960′s series “The Prisoner”, escapes from the village were prevented by giant bubbles which were nicknamed Rover. The little white sphere behind the door is Rover’s little brother.
*grumble grumble grumble grump*
Can’t see the blasted clip on this computer…
I’d start looking for the body on the porch, under all those pine needles
Remake on AMC this Sunday! Yay!
@Domanda, look up “The Prisoner”. Cult classic 60s British psychedelic sci fi.
Just what I was thinking when I saw this! Hooray!
Perhaps the water tank in the attic burst? Maybe there is a missing slate in the roof and the rainwater got in?
I AM NOT A MATTRESS, I AM A FREE MAN.
But seriously, will someone please flip that comforter over the big stain on the mattress? It’s making me queasy.
Or perhaps someone delivered her baby at home? There must be a legitimate reason for all that blood…
(Sorry about whisking away your other answer, One Hit Wonder, but it really was way, way, too graphic. And possibly correct. But still. My mom reads this blog.)
Pardon me and noted for future reference. I don’t recollect exactly what I wrote, but the thought of your mother reading its gist makes me blush.
*blush*
Um, that’s not water, and that’s not urine. I’d be looking up police reports before I signed any papers (if that sort of thing bothers you).
But if it doesn’t bother you, ask for a discount!
Rover kicks ass.
I’m going to pretend that someone spilled a coca cola on that. Maybe it was a rum and coke. A really big one. It’ll clean right up, I bet. Sure.
Ahem… If that is Rover from The Prisoner then I think that Number 2 has maybe been on the bed ?
That mattress is nasty.
Wonderful to see a clip from The Prisoner put to good use. I’ll never look at a white yoga ball the same.
You know, you would think that since Realtors make their commission based on how much a house sells for, the one listing this place would have called a crime scene cleanup company *before* taking and posting photographs? But maybe this house is actually in Bizarroworld where agents are paid more money the longer a house sits unoccupied on the market? :checks address: Nope, Georgia, not Bizarroworld.
Seriously, the only way you could account for that much bodily fluid on a mattress is if someone died and possibly decayed on it. Not usually considered a selling point. At least not outside of Bizarroworld.
Kinda makes you wonder what’s rolled up inside that black quilt/blanket thingie….I don’t EVEN want to know.
But that clip from The Prioner was hilarious! “Oh how cute…those little imps of mine are tossing down giant face-sucking water baloons on my new boyfriend again!”
Never mind the “quilt blanket thingie” — just wait until the forensics team pops lil’ Rover Jr. and discovers some guy’s head inside …
What exactly was the point of this picture? The spaciousness? The dreariness?
…the crackhouseyness?
They’ve made a modern version with Sir Ian McKellen. You can see Rover in the poster in the background.
Linking that youtube clip was just pure genius.
So it does come furnished then?
Why on earth did they include this photo? The rest of the house doesn’t look too bad. What were they thinking?
(I remember my parents watching The Prisoner. The ball was freaky – I didn’t know it was called Rover!)