Missed a spot.
Found By: Crystal (edited; had the wrong link earlier)
Loveliest comment: NONE because you all are being really gross. Heh. Poop. Heh.
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I have an awful feeling that’s feces.
It’s amazing what some people will do when they’re foreclosed on.
I honestly hadn’t considered that… and now I can’t unconsider it.
What has been considered can not be UNconsidered.
You shoud check it just to be sure.
If it looks like poop, smells like poop, feels like poop, and tastes like poop: then you’re probably the sickest person I know.
If you were still doing tags, this one would be “should have cleaned first.”
So I’m trying to figure out what’s stuffed in the toilet tank that necessitates the lid being taped to the seat cover with painters’ tape. That’s just… odd.
Just Me could be right about the brown substance (ew), but it could also be mold. If you look at the wallpaper under the window, it looks like it’s turning brown and curling up around the edges, a sure sign of moisture underneath. Wallpaper IN the shower seems like a very poor design choice.
Well, I’m not not doing tags. I’m just not remembering to do tags.
Ah ok, I thought there was a conscious decision involved there.
And I see it’s now properly tagged in all its filthy glory.
No, no, there are very few conscious decisions made around here.
The sink is all mungy too – I would imagine the water supply to the property has been cut off. To prevent anyone from using the toilet bowl, the lid to the cistern has been removed and taped to the bowl. Cleaning items like a plastic bottle for water and a scrubbing brush have then been stuffed into the cistern.
I don’t think that’s wallpaper. I think it’s finished wall paneling like they put in mobile homes. And I think the shower was an afterthought. If they installed the shower head after the wall paneling, they should have installed a surround to keep moisture off the wall or re-walled with something more appropriate. Looks like the bathroom needs to be completely remodeled.
Oh! oh! OHHHH! I must buy this house! Oh yes! That bathroom! My my my! I paid my last interior decorator THOUSANDS of dollars to get that look! If the wood under the toilet is rotten as well, I will be in SEVENTH HEAVEN!!!! Nothing says “home” like having the john crash through the floor when you’re having your morning constitutional!
My friend’s sister fell through the floor/ceiling in the bath with her boyfriend, into the middle of the living room where her mother was entertaining guests. I’m guessing they were a little more entertained than they expected to be!
HA HA HA!!!! I’m SO ROFLMAO!!! A few years back I rented a tiny mobile home and the bathroom, while not nearly as gross looking as this one DID have the rotting floorboards under the commode and the toilet DID rock during our morning constitutionals! I haven’t thought about that thing for years, thanks for the laugh!
In my college days, one of the students in our course managed to get his girlfriend to push out several tiles and bricks halfway up the side of the shower wall.
Eww, and the luminous yellow and green kitchen isn’t even mentioned?!
I think that’s some kind of coated particle board type paneling. Unfortunately it’s not waterproof, so what we are seeing is where the coating has been damaged and the brown material the panels are actually made of is showing through. One soggy mess for sure.
That explanation actually makes it a lot better, as I was thinking the same thing as Just Me. Thanks! I will now be able to eat dinner tonight.
…guess I’m done eating breakfast….ew!
I have stopped eating while I read this blog, it’s just safer that way!!
“What was that sound?”
“Oh… it must have been that bean I ate.”
ROFLMAO!!
TacoMagic, you are one of the funniest people…anywhere.
Fortunately, by the time you actually enter that bathroom, you’ve been so thoroughly blinded by the fluorescent green-and-yellow kitchen that you can’t even see the poop stain.
I think the bathroom threw up. I would, too, if I had to live in the same house as that kitchen.
Top tip: apparently alcohol works great for removing mould from walls. Great opportunity for inviting round some friends and throwing cheap vodka around, I’d say. Everyone round mine!
Aaaaaaaaaand there’s a pool of same in the sink. Nice.
ummmm…. doesn’t old blood turn brown? This is reminiscent of a Psycho bathroom… shreee shreee shrrreeee!!!
I’d often wondered about the exact spelling of that noise, now I know. These things are good to know. Now if someone can just teach me how to spell the noise of a cat sneezing…
“echtsssh”
Although I would’nt say that covers all cats. I once had a cat who sneezed:
“Kgtknch”
bryn – that would be “fssst!”
when mine sneeze it’s more of a fssst! too
No, I think it’s spelled “kgfssst!”
or maybe kngfssst
thank you all, i feel complete now. my cat sneezed last week and fell over. it was hard not to laugh
Bet you anything the gardener will see The Virgin Mary in that and people will come from miles around until some online casino buys the shower stall.
Maybe.
The kitchen is awesome. It reminds of the cross between a Super Mario level and Lucky Charms. If I had a kitchen table I would definitely get a tablecloth just like that!
“a cross between Super Mario and Lucky Charms”…damn that’s funny!
I can’t see the kitchen, I think they took the listing down
silly me, forgot to click on the other pic, and now I’ve seen it I wish I hadn’t
Aww. We broke it.
I’m actually more concerned about what’s trapped inside the toilet than the stain on the wall.
i’m just glad it’s taped shut. i don’t want to know…
Good Lord, foreclosures are depressing…
Why did they put wallpaper in the shower area?
Several years ago my sister gave me “the poo book” for my birthday. It was a book all about the benifits of colonic irrigation – they’d had a lecture about it at med school and the lecturer had kept putting up pictures from this particular book which had her and several others in hysterics to such an extent that she felt I should see it too. Anyhow, not only did it have colour photos of people holding up what look like unrolled mountain bike tyres (often in the garden for some reason), it also had a series of diagrams of how to set up your own DIY colonic irrigation system. It involved a plank across the bath and loo which you lay upon while a hose attached to a bucket hung from the shower rail did the (un)necessary. It looked alarmingly similar to what they’ve done to the lid of the toilet cystern and may explain the delightful shower curtain/wall/whatever the hell that monstrosity is.
Wow, that was probably more than I ever needed or wanted to know on that subject.
The other evening I went to look at a piece of property that was in similar condition to this one. All the toilets were taped and big signs on faucets, etc. about no water. The most hilarious thing was there was a sorry ass bowl of licorice on the kitchen counter clearly meant for any realtors or clients, with a big sign that said, “Don’t forget to reclose ziplock bag if you take any licorice!”
Ummm, yeah; that’s just what we wanted to eat after walking through that filthy rattletrap.
Is the toilet seat taped down to keep people from getting in or to keep things from getting out of it?
who do they think wants to actually USE their bathroom? Let alone give them money to take it off their hands?
theres no photos on the real-estate site, I missed out on the ugly kitchen. After reading all these hilarious comments, I was looking forward to being blinded by the grotesqueness.
Burn it.
Just… Just burn it.
To paraphrase the Minnesotan minister on “King of the Hill,” you all need to be more sensitive to the digestive frailties of the elderly, for that is their Cross to bear … poor house is 83 years old. It can’t help that faulty plumbing.
What in the name of god happened, what were these people thinking?! That’s horrible! What kind of decent person would have that wallpaper?!
I think that’s mold and marks from water with too many minerals in it… If we get a leaky faucet, we get that same orange color into the sinks, and up here, in the Pacific NW, we get the same mold patterns in painted walls. You have be careful to air out the room and wash the FREAKING walls on a regular basis. It’s gross. And not very healthy. Yucky.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!
That’s in my town!!!!
Quick! See if there’s an open house this weekend!
almost looks like the shower is trying to spell out something…
H…E…L…P…M…E…Y…O…U…I…D..I…-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
Who needs this stuff
when you can have your toilet paper located in your shower!
Looks like the shower threw up all over the wall!
Vincent Vega’s Last Bath
Hmmm…must be where they filmed “Tubgirl”. I know…*gag*
Am I the only one to see the werewolf in the brown stain?
Too bad…the house looks cute from the outside.
Why did they tape down the top of toilet to the lid? Was it trying to escape? If so, you really couldn’t blame it.
I’m most scared by the scrub marks on the shower wall. That started out dirtier than that!
There are 2 places wallpaper does not belong. 1 is on the ceiling and the other is in your shower. Holy mould batman! Can’ t you smell the dank?
Upper-decking required
Oh No! I sent in this picture of the shower, but it doesn’t go with this listing. It came from a house in Lake Geneva, WI. The whole house was covered in wood paneling. Here’s the link: http://tacoma.redata.com/vp/ListingServlet?SITE=KEEFE&pres_agent=&ScreenID=LISTING_DETAIL_P&EXCEEDLIMIT=null&totalFound=0&cd_MLS=585028
Thanks, Crystal! I’ll fix it.
I’ve just discovered my new favourite of the cheezburger empire today, and you’ve all nearly made me snort and cry at my desk at work, trying to remain unnoticed in my interweb perusery. Hilarious!
Also, I believe the toilet IS trying to escape. Memories of the Toilet Monster come to mind…