So when I was all, “Pants! People are putting pants in their windows!” some people were all, “no, it’s just a way of keeping out drafts, I do that all the time, that’s totally normal, this listing is fine, what’s wrong with you, go find a gross toilet for us to look at” (at least that’s how I remember things). So… HERE. UNDERWEAR. I think we can all agree that this is UNDERWEAR. Yes? UNDERWEAR.
Found By: Amy
Loveliest comment, by mindless minion: That’s my kitchen! But whose underwear is that?
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Pants, under or otherwise, have no place hanging around ESPECIALLY when the home is being photographed for sale. “Yes, we have drafts, but please buy our house anyway!”
Maybe it’s a shorts sell.
With a brief escrow.
LOL
I hate to say it, but it looks to me like someone has sewn straps onto the underwear and turned them into an apron!
I hate to say it, but it looks to me like someone has sewn straps onto the underwear and turned it into an apron!
I was thinkin, that’s where I hang my dish towel. Eww.
It is an apron “cleverly” designed to look like tighty non-whiteys…please don’t ask me how I know this or about the etsy site it came off of.
Have you BEEN to Minnesota? You’d warm your drawers too.
*snicker, snicker*
That made me laugh heartily! And I am still snickering about it.
I keep thinking.. who doesn’t like toasty buns on a cold morning?
Those straps might be a way of opening the oven door when it is hot and you are holding another dish in your hands.
Either the underwear is either a door magnet or someone has figured out a way of saving energy by drying their laundry at the same time as they cook dinner.
Looks like the stove is making an @ss of itself…
It seems the phrase “cooking on the fly” was taken literally.
In the words of Melman the Giraffe from Madagascar : “Ahhhh, underpants!!”
Rents for 1800-2000 a month, eh? Methinks the current tenants might fear a rent increase.
Hey Mr. Landlord, it would appear that your tenants are trying to sabotage any chance you have of selling.
I mean, would you want to schedule a showing for that house? I’d really be afraid of what there was to see.
“PUT THOSE BACK ON!!!:
Judging by the looks of that attic bedroom, this house is probably already rented to college students. No wonder the rent is so high!
How do you even get to the garbage can or the cabinet tucked in behind the range? It’s not like you can move the range aside – it’s gas.
How about picture six? Nothing like sleeping with an air conditioner blasting right up your keister. “Honey, you feel a draft…?”
That’s my kitchen! But whose underwear is that?
Hey, with those Minnesota winters, maybe that’s how they thaw the underwear out enough to put them on. Really stiff frozen boxers must be hard to pull up. Besides it’s close to a Uni so those prices are normal. Once you stuff 2 kids in each bedroom the rent is only like $500 each, and you could prob fit more in the basement. The garage space you could charge double for calling it a “private” apartment and renting to a couple.
Step One: Collect underpants!
Step Two: …
Step Three: Profit!
It’s the home of the Underpants Gnomes, I tell you!
you’re doing it wrong.
It looks like a face! The underwear is grinning at me…
I thought I had heard it all!
Maybe it’s a marketing technique. You won’t forget about the house, will you?
Not only that, when they need to reach in the oven and take out the hot casserole they can just grab the underwear for a hot pad holder! Easy access.
164K? Seems a little steep. Does that include the underwear?