Can you believe it? What a freakish thing to do to a bathroom. I can’t believe they thought they could get away with… putting the toilet paper holder all the way over there.
Loveliest comment, by Les: Moral of the story: Just because someone designs and manufactures something doesn’t mean you have to buy it and use it.
Found By: Susan C
“In the Afterlife Time is eternal And death is But a new Beginning,” say our friendly neighborhood vandalistic Juggalos. To which I add, “Graffiti is fleeing and Primer is a new coat Covering up your Mess but rock on YOU crazy clown-faced Weirdos.”
Lovelist comment, by Madness: That’s creepy! It’s kind of like the attic is threatening us.
Found By: M. Toscarelli
I’m cheating again! This house is not for sale, as the homeowners love it. And who can blame them? Man, that’s one gorgeous cave. I live in a temperate rainforest, myself (albeit one with highways and tire stores and not so much with the trees), so my first thought is how frikkin’ damp it must be. But I don’t care! If it were available, I would just move my family in and start buying desiccant in barrels from Costco.
At least I think that’s a cave. I didn’t actually bother to read the article (which was found by Mr. Zarquon). Maybe it’s actually marshmallow fluff all over the ceiling. Mmmm. Fluffy... I’ll still take it! It can’t be any worse to live with than my popcorn ceilings are, after all. Man, that stuff tastes nasty, no matter how much butter I put on it.
Loveliest comment, by Laura: My house is a mess, Son dropped a bag of flour in the kitchen, pigeons drop guano down the chimney but I am counting my blessings – at least I don’t have sand falling from the ceiling…
It’s aspirational staging! One walk through this house and you’ll be thinking If I lived here, I would shop at Macy’s… and Victoria’s Secret… and some random other stores… and I would buy SO MUCH TISSUE PAPER.
Loveliest comment, by Susan: Can someone explain why you leave a wrapped gift on top of the toilet? That’s not where I usually look for presents!
Found By: Alanna
Ah, Christmas is over. Time to take down the tree, lug the boxes out to the recycling bin, maybe light a fire and relax… by the way, has anyone seen Santa? Santa?
Uh-oh. This is bad. Put the children to bed, quick.
Found By: Larissa
Don’t worry, plant. They’ll get rid of their Christmas tree soon and then they’ll appreciate you again.
Found By: anon
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